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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3006 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 6615 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6799 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
Join us for a chance to play as Ellen, a character with a uniform, shark tail, and scissors. Why? Because why not! Who wouldn’t want to run around as a half-shark, half-scissor-wielding maniac?
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our lore teaser and discover where the miracle began. Spoiler alert: it involves unicorns, rainbows, and a talking potato named Steve.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our special program, “Welcome to New Eridu,” where you’ll embark on a quest to find the mystical ZENLESS and save the world from a horde of evil chickens. Yes, you read that right – evil chickens.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use redeemable codes like ZZZFREE100 to claim your free pet dragon or ZENLESSLAUNCH to unlock a secret disco party in the enchanted forest. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining Minecraft server out there!
