our server is so wild that even the most polite players turn into rebellious rebels, throwing cigarette butts on the ground like it’s nobody’s business.
come join the chaos and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and litterbugs?
Explore the virtual streets and interact with our homeless NPC population, but be careful not to take any unauthorized photos of them! We take ethics very seriously here, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
But don’t worry, our server is not all serious business. You’ll also encounter crazy adventures, like trying to convince your girlfriend in-game that you’re not an asshole for calling her out on her photography project. Can you navigate the virtual world of relationships and art while still having fun?
Join us for a unique and thought-provoking Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming. See you in the game, where drama and ethics collide!
our admin is like this mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance. he once built a replica of the Kremlin out of diamond blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. it’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but with more explosions.
oh, and did i mention the legendary battle arena where players duel it out with enchanted weapons and armor? it’s like the hunger games, but with more cake. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party where skeletons drop sick beats and zombies breakdance.
so yeah, if you wanna experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen. even the Kremlin warning France about intimidating telegram bosses.
| JAVA | mc.bucketry.net |
|---|---|
| Bedrock | mc.bucketry.net:19132 |
| Discord | Join Us |
| Wiki | Explore More |
Embark on an epic adventure through Bucketry, a realm filled with endless opportunities and challenges. Rise through the ranks, master your craft, unlock legendary powers, conquer unique challenges, and build your empire in this vibrant community.
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| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | To join the JAVA server, connect to mc.bucketry.net. For Bedrock, use mc.bucketry.net:19132 |
| Is there a Discord community? | Yes, you can join our Discord server by visiting the link provided in the Server Info section above. |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Saturday night, where you can boogie down with the coolest mobs in town. And don’t even get me started on our annual potato sack race, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you.
Why should you join us, you ask? Well, imagine a world where your mouse is your eyes and your aim, an extension of your reflexes. We have players who are so passionate about their mechanical key switches that they could write a love letter to their favorite key (looking at you, Tilda key enthusiasts).
On our server, we believe that mouse and keyboard are essential for dominating in games like Bastion in Overwatch. The precision and control that only a mouse can provide is what sets us apart from the rest.
So, if you’re ready to experience total control, speed, and maybe just a few extra letters, then come join our Minecraft SMP and show off your epic mouse and keyboard skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your true gaming soulmate in the form of a key switch.
Our server is perfect for players of all ages, whether you’re a fourteen-year-old navigating the complexities of young love or a middle-aged couple trying to avoid a domestic dispute. Join us and escape the chaos of real life for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your pickaxe will break before you find diamonds.
So, leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual love interest who is your perfect “type”! Just remember, on our server, the only “asshole” is the one who doesn’t join in on the fun.
Join us and experience the thrill of forming alliances with players who will never betray you, unless you steal their enchanted pickaxe, then all bets are off. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about losing trust in people again once you join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the shenanigans begin!
