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SmokinCashCraft

2009-2018, advertising, Analysis, cigarette marketing, cigarettes, comparison, Consumption, expenditures, harmful effects, Promotion, public health, regulations, smokeless tobacco, SmokinCashCraft, SPENDING, statistics, tobacco companies, tobacco control, tobacco industry, trends, united states

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

yo yo yo come join our lit af minecraft server cuz we spend more money promoting our server than tobacco companies spend promoting cigarettes yo! we be droppin’ mad stacks every hour to make sure you have the best minecraft experience everrrrrr. ain’t no other server out there that can compete with our crazy marketing budget. come join the fun and see for yourself why we’re the top dog in the minecraft world. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the madness happenin’ on our server. let’s get this party started, fam!

CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Apology, CraftyHarem, defeated, Demons, Digits, Explanation, Frequency, gap, meticulous, millions of years, Minecraft, Omniscience, owed, reinvigorate., safeguarded, secret, Senses, Server, Shadow Realm, slaughter, Wives, woke up

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Emeralds Found:	2076
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	113
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	246

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	93	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ores Mined:	2275	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1015
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	New Chunks Explored:	843700
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ores Mined:	4910

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3977	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

BrokenSMP.apexmc.co

NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

Based, dead in the water, demise, destroy, dramaleeches, evil idol culture, forces, forces who want to destroy, Hit, hololive, homo cock, le evil idol culture, le unicorns, left flank, NijiEN, NijiEN is dead, NijiENs, Own, Phasecucks, right flank, Soggy, unicorns, Worship

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Ability Tuning, API, Armor Tuning, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyCreeperz, Debuffs, destiny, dim, Dps, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, Gunsmith, Into the Light, Launch Trailer, Lightfall, Noobs, Patch 7.3.6.6, PressKits, Pros, Resources, season 23, Stats, TTK, twab, ViDoc, Weapon Tuning

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4558	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally destroyed a gun that was supposed to save the world. Instead of facing consequences, they were transported to our server where they must embark on a quest to find the legendary Gun Edition and set things right.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy updates and patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From armor tuning to ability tuning, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the gameplay trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you question reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Remember, you were supposed to destroy the gun, but now you must embrace the chaos and conquer it!