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VaxxSmackinDad420

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Secret Passages Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can roast anti-vaxxers and their flawed logic? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of calling out ridiculous beliefs while building your own virtual world.

Just like the time I called out Sam’s dad for wearing an anti-vax shirt while puffing on a cigar. It was a real showdown, but I stood my ground and pointed out the irony in his actions. Sam may have thought I was being a d*ck, but hey, sometimes you gotta be a smartass to make a point!

Join our server now and let your inner troll shine bright. Who knows, you might even make some enemies along the way – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

When I was in high school there was this one kid who committed… Minecraft SMPantics

bullying, committed, cyberbullying, dog, Graduation, healing, HIGH, high school, Impact, internet, Kid, mental health, Minecraft, moving forward, perspective, Reflection, regret, School, shame, SMPantics, stigma, SUICIDE, Support, Trauma, video scandal, viral

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Need a break from real life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the craziness. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dog cult waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world.

Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server

career, Dakota, economic growth, employment, job availability, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job relocation, job relocation advice, job relocation tips, Job Search, Jobs, Midwest, Migration, Minecraft, Move, north, North Dakota, opportunity, Relocation, Server, united states, work

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, even the villagers are turning up!

Join us for epic battles with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Ender Dragon that likes to crash our parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old regular carrots?). And don’t worry about finding a job, because in our world, everyone is a professional block builder.

So why don’t they just move to North Dakota? Because our server is where the real action is at! Join us now and let the fun begin!

Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

AH refugees, Blogposting, desuarchive, dw, Edition, Fangs, fangs edition, homog, Homogs, horny, image maker, Minecraft, OMORI, Omori Trash Thread, picrew, picrew.me, reentry, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread Template, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Pank World server Minecraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

45.93.200.46:25572

Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

Alter, Crafty, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, NA General, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Server, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ores Mined:	8011	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

autistic, bunch of piercings, drive thru, emphasized, extra right, Eyelashes, flutters, girl, Girls, goyslop, Handed, made it, Minecraft, Order, piercings, Server, special order, SSReyes, sweetie, tired, tired SSReyes, Zoomer, zoomer girl

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Animals Bred:	133
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

adorable, canine companion, companion, cute, Cute dog, Decoy Ohtani, dog, Dog lover, DOGGO, Fluffy, four-legged friend, furry family member, furry friend, good boy, Loyal, man’s best friend, Minecraft, pet, pet parent, playful, precious pup, smp, SWEET, tail wagging

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Towns Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Falling into the Void:	0

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Towns Built:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮