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RegretBlockz

bad decision, consequences, do-over, error, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, lesson learned, mistake, moving on, never again, past actions, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretBlockz, second chance, self improvement, self reflection, shame, wish

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	8357
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Love Letters Sent:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!

BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

#intelligence agency, BritCraft, British Intelligence, conflict zones, decreased, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, Kremlin, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military Contractors, Military operations, past year, personnel, Private Military Company, russia, security forces, Surveillance, tenfold, Wagner Group, Wagners, woes

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Gods Slained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

Brain, Consciousness, experiments, Hypothesis, investigation, Mind, Phenomenon, Quantum, Quantum Consciousness, quantum experiments, Quantum Mechanics, quantum research, Quantum Test, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, research, Science, study, test, Weirdness

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4354

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, Funky, gaming experience, Imperfectum, kinda, Lag, Mature, Minecraft, perfect, PerfectumLike, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, slightly, smp, Strict, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, Vanilla Gameplay, VOICE

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	114	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Star Shards Collected:	78
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

MomzillaRescueMission

AITAH, alzheimer’s, aps, Attention, caregiving, Complaints, Conflict, dementia, drama queen, Elderly, ENERGY, husband, INCONVENIENCE, mom, MomzillaRescueMission, MONEY, Moving in, not working, parents, patience, Siblings

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1507	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and family feuds in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.

And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?

GoosebumpGamer Minecraft SMP

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, CHILLS, creepy, eerie, Frightening, GoosebumpGamer, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunting, heart-stopping, HORRIFYING, Macabre, Minecraft, nerve-wracking, petrifying, Scary, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying, Thrilling, unsettling

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Love Letters Sent:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Do you know what gives me goosebumps? The thought of missing out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move, and a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you step foot in this world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

CelebHateCraft

actions, Admiration, attitude, Behavior, BETRAYAL, CelebHateCraft, Celebrity, change of heart, Disappointment, disillusionment, Downfall, fallen star, Fame, former idol, hate, Media, personal reasons, public image, Redemption, scrutiny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3948	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you could ever want! Imagine a world where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP battles with famous celebrities like Justin Bieber, who will serenade you with his hits before trying to blow you up with TNT (watch out for those high notes!). Or maybe you’ll come face to face with Taylor Swift, who will try to lure you in with her catchy tunes before turning into a werewolf and chasing you through the forests.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Dance Dance Revolution: Minecraft Edition” where you can show off your best dance moves and earn special rewards like a pet chicken that lays golden eggs (yes, really).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow who gives out free diamonds (true story).

PensionPayoutsMC Server

argentina, Argentine Senate, Budget, economics, financial reform, fiscal policy, Government, legislation, opposition, pension spending increase, PensionPayoutsMC, political impact, Politics, President Milei, public spending, radical austerity, Retirement, ruling party, Server, social programs, social security, Welfare

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mines Excavated:	1199	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than the argentine senate passing pension spending increases! we are so wild, we make president milei’s radical austerity look like a snooze fest!

our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about politics and get lost in a world of blocks and creepers. we have crazy events like pig racing and diamond hunting competitions.

join us and be part of a community that is as chaotic as a government budget meeting. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!