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HotelOrHomeMC

Accommodating, AITAH, anxiety, Boundaries, championship game, Communication, drive home, drop-ins, Emergencies, family, grandkids, guilt trip, Hotel, HotelOrHomeMC, in-laws, MIL, personal discomforts, school nights, sleepovers, sports schedule, unexpected

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	17	Runes Activated:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	173
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Farms Harvested:	841
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of setting limits, just like this player’s in-laws need to learn. Join us and never worry about unexpected drop-ins or sleepovers from pesky relatives again!

Our server is so welcoming that even your MIL will be impressed. She won’t be able to guilt trip you into letting her stay over, no matter how many “wow ok” texts she sends. Plus, we have a strict policy against blowing up on fellow players, so you won’t have to deal with any drama like this player did.

So come join us on our server, where boundaries are respected and guilt trips are left at the door. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free?

AnimalLuvr vs Humanity? – Minecraft SMP

Animal Activism, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal lovers, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights activists, animal rights advocates, animal rights defenders, animal rights movement, animal rights organizations, animal rights supporters, animal welfare, AnimalLuvr, compassion, Empathy, human-animal relationship, Humanity, love for animals, Minecraft, Misanthropy, smp

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of humans ruining the planet and destroying nature? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can take out all your frustrations on virtual humans! Build elaborate traps and pranks to teach them a lesson they’ll never forget. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the animals safe from those pesky humans. Join now and show those humans who’s boss in the ultimate animal lover’s paradise!

JokeCraft: Fam Edition

Bond, Connection, Edition, exclusive, fam, family, funny, humor, inside joke, JokeCraft, Laughter, Memories, Nostalgia, Personal, Private, quirky, relationships, secret, shared, Special, special moments, Unique, weird

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us and become part of the wackiest family of players who share inside jokes that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

From building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats to organizing impromptu dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest, our server is where the party never stops. And don’t even get us started on our secret language made up entirely of Minecraft block names – you’ll be ROFLing in no time!

So if you’re ready to experience the most hilarious and bizarre Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split) with our outrageous antics and insane stories. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

HezbollahHuntersMC

airstrikes, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Fight, forces, hezbollah, HezbollahHuntersMC, intensifies, intervention, Israel, launches, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, SECURITY, small ground raids, Tensions, violence

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	New Chunks Explored:	798397
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a war zone but, like, without actually being in danger? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and experience the thrill of small ground raids against Hezbollah in Lebanon…in Minecraft!

imagine sneaking around, trying to take down enemy bases while dodging bullets and explosions. it’s like Call of Duty but with blocks and creepers.

join now and show off your mad skills in PvP battles, build epic bases to defend against enemy attacks, and maybe even make peace with the enemy…or not.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be a part of the intense fight in Lebanon…but, like, in a totally safe and fun way. let’s do this!

Tree Diversity Heatwave

Biodiversity, boreal forests, climate change, climate variability, Diversity, ecological balance, ecological response, ecosystem, environmental impact, extreme heat, forest dynamics, forest ecology, forest health, forest management, global warming, heatwave, plant communities, species richness, Temperature, temperature sensitivity, Tree, tree diversity, warming

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	334598	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

LOL join dis epic minecraft server where trees be gettin’ all diverse in da boreal forests, yo! But watch out, cuz if it get too hot, dem trees be like “nah fam, we outta here!” Come join da fun and see if you can survive da extreme heat and keep dem trees happy. Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret enchanted tree, you’ll unlock special powers like flyin’ and shootin’ fireballs outta yo hands. So come on, what you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get crazy in da forest, baby!

Incest Whore Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Boundaries, counseling, disgust, family, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, Incest, mental health, Minecraft, Recovery, relationship, self-care, Server, sick, Support, taboo, Therapy, Trauma, whore

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with creepy villagers trying to marry their cousins in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all forms of incest and promote healthy relationships between villagers. No more awkward family reunions at the village square, just pure, wholesome fun! Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and events that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. So say goodbye to the incest drama and hello to a new, wacky adventure on our server!

Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP

Bull, cuck, cuckold, exhibitionism, experiences, FANTASY, fetish, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, interracial, kink, Minecraft, Pictures, relationship, Roleplay, Share, smp, Submission, taboo, Thread, voyeurism

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can share all your cuckolding adventures and pics! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can build, mine, and swap partners all in one place. Our community is full of hilarious stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamonds fall out. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor)!

TestCopyDeny Minecraft Server

accommodations, aunt’s perspective, Challenges, Cheating, dyslexia, extra time, family conflict, Help, Humiliation, low-grade, Minecraft, reading difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, scholarship, school struggles, Server, strict teacher, test copying, TestCopyDeny, Understanding, WHAP class

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7653
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace dyslexia and turn it into a superpower! Join us for a unique gaming experience where reading difficulties are no match for our epic adventures.

Imagine a world where dyslexic players have special abilities that make them unstoppable in battles and quests. Our server is filled with challenges that will test your skills and creativity, all while celebrating the unique talents of our dyslexic community.

Join now and become a dyslexic warrior, fighting against the odds and proving that nothing can hold you back. Who needs to copy answers when you have the power of dyslexia on your side?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and show the world that dyslexia is not a limitation, but a superpower waiting to be unleashed in the world of Minecraft!

Lost & Found Funhouse

apartment building, Cartier ring, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, ethical dilemma, found items, funhouse, honest intentions, Interaction, Jewellery, Lost, lost and found, lost item, misunderstanding, moral dilemma, returning items, returning lost items, social etiquette, student apartment complex, valuable items

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Votes:	7459	Holy Grails Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the girl who lost her ring, our players are always causing a scene and making outrageous demands.

Join us and experience the thrill of returning lost items in a virtual world, where you can lock your door and run to grab the item while someone screams at you from the other side. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of drama on our server?

So if you’re looking for a server where every interaction is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join us now! Just remember, size three gold Cartier rings are not included in the game.

FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!