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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9103 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 380 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Forget diamonds, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, brain-cell destroying gas. Watch as players inhale it and become progressively dumber with each hit. It’s like a real-life Idiocracy, but in Minecraft form.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the CIA themselves are funding this server, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where madness reigns supreme. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a journey into the depths of absurdity. See you on the other side!