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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3495 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Forget diamonds, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, brain-cell destroying gas. Watch as players inhale it and become progressively dumber with each hit. It’s like a real-life Idiocracy, but in Minecraft form.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the CIA themselves are funding this server, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where madness reigns supreme. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a journey into the depths of absurdity. See you on the other side!