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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1657 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 6705 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!