Chutney Edition – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CumbagCraft Minecraft Server
anticipation, cumbag, CumbagCraft, Deception, Identity, Minecraft, Reveal, Server, tranny, Transgender, Truth, WAIT
Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft world like no other? Join our server and witness the epic showdown between a mysterious tranny and a cumbag who will stop at nothing to rule the land! Will you choose to fight alongside the tranny and uncover their true identity, or will you join forces with the cumbag and unleash chaos upon the server? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a crazier Minecraft experience anywhere else! Join now and let the madness begin!

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PixelatedPleasure Minecraft Server
boring image board, Channel 4, disappointing channel 4, disappointing channel 4 programming, disappointing StarCraft discussion, Disappointment, discussion, Entertainment, entertainment board, image board, image board disappointment, lack of entertainment, lackluster entertainment, Minecraft, PixelatedPleasure, Server, starcraft, StarCraft discussion, unentertaining channel 4, unimpressive image board, uninteresting image board, unsatisfying entertainment
Are you tired of boring image boards with no excitement? Do you long for a place where StarCraft discussions are just the tip of the iceberg? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and build your own floating castle in the sky made entirely of rainbow blocks!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor! So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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HomeBuilder Minecraft Server
Boundaries, building, child support, children, college fund, Communication, Decision making, Expectations, Fairness, family, Financials, future planning, home, HomeBuilder, Minecraft, parenting, privacy, Property, relationships, responsibilities, savings, Server, stepchildren
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we build houses for our children based on age!
Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can have their very own house on a 6-acre property, just like in real life. But here’s the catch – only the youngest child gets a house built for them!
Join us and witness the drama unfold as step-children demand equal treatment and start asking for their own houses. Will you be the one to stand up for fairness and equality, or will you prioritize your own child’s future mansion?
With ATV rides to visit your child’s house and potential family rifts over property rights, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the complex world of Minecraft real estate drama!

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WeddingWoofWoes
Allergies, bride, dog, family, family rift, golden retriever, groom, guests, pet-friendly, sister, social anxiety, traditional wedding, Venue, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding planning, WeddingWoofWoes
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family drama and pet obsessions! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a bride-to-be facing off against her dog-loving sister.
On our server, you can experience the thrill of making tough decisions like whether or not to allow a Golden Retriever named Buddy to attend your wedding. Will you stick to your guns and uphold your venue’s no-pet policy, or will you give in to family pressure and risk triggering a canine catastrophe?
But that’s not all – we also offer a special quest where you must navigate through a maze of dog allergies and social anxiety to find the perfect solution. Will you choose to prioritize your sister’s feelings or the comfort of your guests? The choice is yours, and the consequences are hilarious!
So come join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knew wedding planning could be this entertaining?

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BlockyBullyRevenge Minecraft Server
BlockyBullyRevenge, Bullies, bully recovery, Closure, Emotional healing, Empathy, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, forgiveness process, forgiveness therapy, healing, inner peace, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, overcoming adversity, personal growth, reconciliation, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, Understanding
Are you tired of dealing with bullies in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your pent-up aggression on virtual bullies! Build a fortress to protect yourself from those pesky griefers and unleash your wrath on them with epic weapons and traps. Who needs therapy when you can just blow up your problems in Minecraft? Join now and show those bullies who’s boss!

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No Soliciting Allowed!
Allowed, ANNOYING, assertive communication, avoiding sales scams, dealing with salespeople, door to door, home intrusion, how to say no, personal space, polite refusal, PUSHY, sales etiquette, sales pitch, sales pressure, sales tactics, sales techniques, Salesman, setting boundaries, Soliciting, unwanted, unwanted solicitation, unwanted visitor
Are you tired of dealing with annoying door-to-door salesmen interrupting your Minecraft building sessions? Well, on our server, we have a special feature that automatically teleports them to the Nether every time they try to knock on your virtual door! Join us for a salesmen-free gaming experience like no other!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks and feathers. Witness their architectural genius and maybe even learn a thing or two from these feathered master builders!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built dimension where the laws of gravity are reversed and pigs can fly – literally! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and wondering why you didn’t join sooner. So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

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Putin’s Panic Room Minecraft Server
Attack, Citizens, civil defense, cold war, compulsory conscription, defense plan, emergency preparedness, emergency shelters, European relations, Evacuations, food rationing, geopolitical tensions, germany, global conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, Panic, putin, Putins, room, russia, Server, subway bunkers, threat response
yo, so like, germany be like “oh snap, putin be talkin smack, we gotta be ready for anything!” so they come up with this wild plan, right? they gonna build subway bunkers all over the place, like you can just hop on the train and boom, you safe underground. and they gonna ration out the food, like no more snacking whenever you want, you gotta wait your turn. and get this, they gonna make everyone join the army, like you wake up one day and bam, you a soldier now. and if things get really crazy, they gonna evacuate the whole dang country! so come join our minecraft server and see if you got what it takes to survive like a true german soldier! it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro!

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BidenCraft: No China Invading台湾!
Beijing, BidenCraft, China, Chinese invasion, cross-strait relations, defense posture, democratic Taiwan, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, Invading台湾, joe biden, military deterrence, military intervention, national sovereignty, potential conflict, regional stability, security concerns, U.S. military force, U.S. president
LOL YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE!
ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMONDS AND IT TURNED INTO A GIANT DIAMOND GOLEM THAT PROTECTED THE WHOLE SERVER FROM ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
ALSO, WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYTHICAL CREATURES LIKE UNICORNS AND DRAGONS!
OH, AND DID I MENTION, IF U JOIN, U MIGHT GET TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL SKELETONS?
SO, COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, CUZ U NEVER KNOW WHAT WACKY ADVENTURES AWAIT IN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER! 🤪🎮🦄🐲

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BoredomBustersMC
Achieve, achieve goodness, achieve peace, biggest enemy, Boredom, boredom aching, boredom enemy, BoredomBustersMC, cause excitement, ENEMY, enemy of boredom, enemy of goodness, enemy of peace, EXCITEMENT, excitement ache, excitement enemy, goodness, goodness achieved, Peace, peace achieved
come join our server where the only limit is your imagination, and sometimes gravity. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco made entirely of diamonds.
if you’re tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build, then come to our server where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
we have a haunted mansion where ghosts throw parties every night and a volcano that spits out marshmallows instead of lava.
so if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and let your creativity run wild. just watch out for the exploding sheep, they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

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HorseDomesticationFail
agriculture, ancient civilizations, ancient societies, Animal Behavior, animal domestication, animal genetics, animal husbandry, Animals, domesticated animals, domestication, domestication process, Equestrian, Equine, Evolution, History, horse breeds, horse training, HorseDomesticationFail, Horses, human-animal bond, selective breeding
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE HORSES THAT WERE DOMESTICATED TWICE BUT ONLY ONE STUCK. WHY JOIN? BECAUSE OUR HORSES CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING OPERA! ALSO, OUR SHEEP HAVE BEEN TRAINED TO DANCE THE MACARENA. PLUS, OUR CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. SO MUCH FUN, YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A CRAZY DREAM! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

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