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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8593 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever! We be simulating the last moments before neutron stars merge up in here. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, we got diamond armor that’s so shiny it blinds ya, we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide before they explode, and we even got a secret dungeon where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! So what are ya waiting for? Come join the madness and witness the epicness of neutron stars merging in Minecraft form!
