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ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong

Accountability, Accuracy, Associated Press, Blasts, casualty statistics, Conflict, corrections, credibility, gaza, Hamas, HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong, investigation, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, MISTAKES, News, Palestinian territories, Reporting, transparency

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ores Mined:	3518
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

so like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s so lit, even the Associated Press can’t keep up with it? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at, fam! we got more crazy builds than a herd of creepers on a rampage, and our community is tighter than a villager’s purse strings.

join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.

so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.

LaughCraft: Where Fun Facts Come to Life

amusement, BIZARRE, Chuckle, Entertainment, fact, facts, Fun, fun fact, Giggle, humor, INTERESTING, JOKE, LAUGH, LaughCraft, Life, never seen before, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, Smile, Trivia, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that tell dad jokes.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden nuggets and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. we also have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies bust a move to thriller.

our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. so what you waiting for? come join the madness and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Prosper SMP: Where Vanilla is the only flavor – we have Discord, Dynmap, and lots of banter! Join us now, no whitelist needed!

Anarchy, banter, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Dynmap, flavor, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, Lots, Mature, Minecraft, Needed, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Vanilla, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a strong community that has been together for years. We have a Discord server as well, where members play a variety of games together.
Community	Welcoming to new members, dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals, major build projects underway, friendly and mature community.
Rules	Light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players.
Discord	All members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server. Join Discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the community been around?	The community has been together for the past few years.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Are there any rules on the server?	We have light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the Discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord to join the server. Join Discord here.

TitanCraft Minecraft Server

action RPG, ancient egypt, ancient greece, Character customization, Classic Game, diablo like, gameplay mechanics, Gaming Community, gaming nostalgia, Hack and Slash, isometric view, Loot, loot grind, Minecraft, multiplayer, pc game, RPG, Server, skill trees, Titan bosses, titan quest, titancraft, video game

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	2590	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Oh, forget about Titan Quest, come join our Minecraft server where you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Block of Power! Rumor has it that whoever possesses this block gains the ability to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or trolls – they’ll be turned into harmless bunnies! So why waste your time on Titan Quest when you can join us and become the ultimate block-busting hero of the Minecraft universe?

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

1 Corinthians 12:13, anti-racism, Baptism, biblical teachings, choose one, Christian, contradictions in beliefs, equality, foreigner rights, Galatians 3:28, Holycraft, inclusive Christianity, Leviticus 19:33-34, love thy neighbor, Minecraft, No Discrimination, one body, racist, Romans 10:12-13, Server, spiritual unity, unity in Christ

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Zombie Dances:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dimension Hops:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the teachings of the Bible in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Join us as we build a virtual world where there is no discrimination based on race, gender, or background. Just like in the Bible, we believe in unity and love for all players, whether you’re a Jew, Gentile, slave, free, or even a creeper!

Our server is a place where you can drink the spirit of Minecraft and be baptized in the glory of blocky goodness. We even have a special potion that turns you into a diamond armor-wearing angel – trust us, it’s a game-changer!

And don’t worry about being mistreated as a foreigner in our land, because we treat everyone like family. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and plenty of virtual hugs.

So come join us on our server, where the Lord of all blocks blesses you with endless adventures and where everyone who calls on the name of Steve will be saved from boring gameplay. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

FanCraft420

apartment living, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, fan use, FanCraft420, heat intolerance, hot climate, nighttime heat, noise sensitivity, Overheating, pedestal fan, personal comfort, Prozac side effects, roommate complaints, roommate conflict, roommates, sleep disturbance, thermostat setting

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the heat and turn it up a notch! If you’re tired of dealing with roommates who can’t handle a little fan noise, then this is the server for you.

Join us and build your own virtual fan to cool down your blocky avatar whenever you please. No judgment here, just cool vibes and even cooler temperatures. Who needs real roommates when you can have virtual ones who understand your need for a constant breeze?

Don’t strip down to your underwear in-game though, that might get you banned for inappropriate block behavior. Stick to the fan and keep your cool, literally. So come on in and let’s chill together in this Minecraft world where the only thing heating up is your creativity!

FiredUpMC Server: Newbies Beware!

BEWARE, company culture, dismissal, Employee, FIRED, FiredUpMC, Hiring, HR, Job, job performance, job probation, job security, Management, new coworker, Newbies, Performance, probation, Server, team dynamics, Termination, termination process, turnover, Workplace, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magic Items Found:	7156
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8617
Mines Excavated:	4117	Potions Brewed:	123
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Have you ever seen a new coworker get fired faster than you can say “creeper”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be building, mining, and crafting faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected firings (of in-game characters, of course). So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive longer than the last guy who tried to build a house out of TNT!

CraftyGesturesLOL

#Thoughtfulness, Affection, appreciation, Caring, Communication, CraftyGesturesLOL, emotional connection, gestures of love, Intimacy, Kindness, love, Men, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships, romance, showing love, small gestures, Support, Surprises, Understanding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6451
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel loved and appreciated? Look no further! Our server is filled with small gestures that men love, aside from the obvious ones like getting a massage or a bj.

Join our server and experience the joy of having virtual hugs from friendly creepers, receiving compliments from zombie pigmen, and getting surprise gifts from Endermen! Our community is dedicated to making you feel special in the most unexpected ways.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who are experts in giving compliments and boosting your self-esteem. Who knew that chickens could be so supportive?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the love and laughter that awaits you. Who needs a massage when you have virtual hugs from creepers, am I right?

CraftyNorway Minecraft Server

$56 billion, CEO compensation, compensation committee, corporate governance, CraftyNorway, electric vehicles, environmental impact, ethical investing, executive bonuses, executive pay, long-term incentives, Minecraft, Musk, norway, pay package, renewable energy, responsible investing, Server, shareholder vote, sustainable investing, tesla, Vote, wealth fund

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Elon Musk levels of rich? well, this server is so ballin’ that even the Norway wealth fund is gonna vote against it! can you believe that? they’re probably just jealous of all the diamonds and emeralds we have in our virtual world.

join us and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual cash faster than you can say “redstone”. our $56 billion pay package is so huge, even Elon Musk would be like “damn, that’s a lot of virtual money”. plus, we have so many crazy stories to tell about how our players have built entire virtual cities and conquered dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and some dirt blocks.

so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Norway wealth funds when you have a minecraft server this epic? let’s get mining, crafting, and trolling like there’s no tomorrow!

HostageHeroesMC

American unit, Assisted, cooperation, crisis management., hostage rescue, hostage situation, HostageHeroesMC, intelligence, intervention, Military, Mission, Operation, operation success, Report, rescue mission, security operation, special forces, strategy, Successful, tactical, teamwork

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	221
Void Armor Forged:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so, like, u know how u get bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring quests and stuff? well, u gotta join this server, cuz like, we got american units helping us with hostage rescues and stuff. like, how cool is that? imagine playing minecraft and then suddenly u gotta save a hostage with the help of the american army. it’s like a real-life mission, but in minecraft. u gotta join this server, cuz u never know when u might be called to save the day with the american unit. plus, we got like, super cool weapons and vehicles that u can use to complete ur missions. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in minecraft!