Church MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

funds, forgiveness, Promotion, alcohol intake, Confidence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal, just like in a soap opera? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can navigate through the ups and downs of relationships, financial struggles, and questionable decisions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a husband who can’t seem to stay away from his ex-mistress on TikTok, a wife who’s had enough of his shenanigans, and a group of friends who are always up to no good. Will they be able to work through their issues and come out stronger, or will it all come crashing down like a poorly built dirt house?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever encounter!

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BlockyBanterMC

Assertiveness, Support, healing, standing up, stranger

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to "Oh f**k off" just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

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DivineCraft Land 1.20.4

invention, Christianity, DivineCraft, inadequate, Routine

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the normies pushing their Christianity agenda on you, then come join our Minecraft server! We don’t care about being fruitful and multiplying, we just care about having a good time and building epic structures in the virtual world.

Forget about listening to boring men fumble through dusty old books – on our server, the only book you need is the Minecraft crafting guide. We’re all about creativity, not routine.

Join us and let’s build a world where Satan can’t gaslight us into being angry about not understanding Christianity. Let’s show those normies that being a neurotypical sexhaving normalfag isn’t the only way to have fun in Minecraft!

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The False Pope’s Minecraft SMP Reopening Party

Conspiracy Theory, Minecraft, catholicism, Party, Conspiracy

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Pope Francis himself wouldn’t miss out on the grand reopening of our virtual Notre Dame Cathedral! Our server is so lit, even the false Pope Bergoglio is too busy trying to destroy the church from the inside to attend. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other crazy characters and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. So come on in and let’s build some epic cathedrals together!

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Ragna/v/ 3 Minecraft SMP Madness

high priests, Minecraft, Donations, vip systems, get in character

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join our server, where we have absolutely no donations, VIP systems, or cash shops – because who needs that when you can have pure chaos instead?

This is our third iteration of the server, and let me tell you, it’s wilder than ever. We’ve got high ratios of first-time players, so don’t worry if you’re a total noob – our experienced players will guide you through the madness. Plus, we have resets available, so you can make all the mistakes you want without any permanent consequences.

What sets us apart this time? Well, in the past, we were all about that vanilla life. But now, we’re going all out with extensive customization to make even the weakest builds and classes shine. Ninja, Gunslinger, Soul Linker – we’ve got you covered.

And why /trash/? Oh, let me tell you about our thriving ERP community. That’s right, we’ve got people whispering sweet nothings and getting down and dirty in-game. Some even have a thing for Novices – yeah, you read that right. And don’t even get me started on the female high priests in Prontera’s church… let’s just say they know how to cleanse some sins.

Ready to dive into the world of ERP? Get into character, my friend. Whether you’re a submissive priest or a naughty Gunslinger, our helpful members will show you the ropes. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get knotted by the God of Death Anubis. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the madness. Blue threads, ERP adventures, and all the chaos you can handle – it’s all waiting for you on our Minecraft SMP. Previous players can attest to the insanity – don’t miss out!

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Pagan-Free Christians Minecraft Server

Torah, October 31st, non-jewish rituals, costume, CHRISTIANS

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s holier than thou? Look no further than our server, where we take our commandments seriously! We don’t celebrate Halloween because it’s a pagan festival, and our Torah’s commandments tell us not to copy non-Jewish rituals. But don’t worry, we make up for it with epic in-game events like the Red Sea Parkour Challenge and the Burning Bush Survival Mode. Join us for a divine gaming experience like no other!

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Pope-ular Belief Minecraft SMP

pope, Popeular, catholicism, Catholic tradition, religious leader

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold weekly dance parties with the Pope himself leading the Electric Slide. Yes, you heard that right, the Pope is a regular on our server and he’s got some sick dance moves. Join us for a chance to boogie down with the holiest of them all and maybe even score a blessing or two while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest Minecraft SMP around and get ready to party like it’s 1499!

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Church of the Creeper Minecraft Server

white evangelicals, church attendance, spirituality, gender imbalance, religious participation

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner evangelical warrior? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even white evangelicals can’t resist joining. With only 8% of white women identifying as Christian, you know you’re in for a wild ride when you log on. Join now and become part of the craziest virtual crusade you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun online?

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King of the Blocks Minecraft SMP

King, praise, Church, Religion, Worship

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a house made entirely out of TNT. And guess what? It actually looked pretty cool until someone accidentally set it off and blew up half the server. But hey, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our SMP!

If you’re tired of boring old survival servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you. We have players who ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even host dance parties in the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the pranks – let’s just say that hiding a hundred chickens in someone’s house is just the tip of the iceberg.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose all sense of normalcy and embrace the madness!

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The Christpill Minecraft SMP

FAITH, spirituality, inspiration, Video, based pastor

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

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