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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5206 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 146 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find love (or at least some pixelated flirting), but you’ll also encounter crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and breakdance like nobody’s watching.
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the horny ladies and have the time of your life in this wacky, wild Minecraft SMP. See you there, my blocky brethren!