CHURCH OF SATIN SAYS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

YumBitsGrossBits

Appetite, culinary delights, culinary enjoyment, culinary experiences., culinary pleasures, culinary satisfaction, eating habits, flavor balance, food enjoyment, food portions, food preferences, food quantities, Gastronomy, gross in large quantities, indulgence, Moderation, portion control, small portions, taste buds, taste testing, YumBitsGrossBits

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Items Found:	2296	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

HanKangLitCraft Server

2024.., acclaimed writer, Author, award, Han Kang, HanKangLitCraft, international recognition, Korean author, Korean literature, literary achievement, literary excellence, literary honor, Literary world, Literature, Nobel laureate, Nobel Prize, Novelist, prestigious award, Server, south korea, South Korean, winner

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend we’re living in a world where South Korean author Han Kang won the Nobel prize in literature in 2024? Yeah, I know, it’s like totally bonkers but hear me out – on this server, we all have to write our messages in the chat using only quotes from her books! And if you don’t, you get banished to the nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot! Trust me, it’s a wild ride and you won’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you on this server. So come join us and let’s get literary in the world of Minecraft!

LebCraft: Prez Hunt & Block Push!

BLOCK, foreign relations, government installation, hezbollah, Hezbollah influence, Hezbollah opposition, hunt, Lebanese government, Lebanese leadership, Lebanese politics, Lebanese president, Lebanese sovereignty, Lebanon crisis, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, political instability, political interference, political manipulation, prez, push, regional tensions, US, us foreign policy, US influence, US intervention

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Potions Brewed:	133
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, dude. we got, like, a bunch of crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry wolves. it was, like, totally insane, man.

and, like, if you join our server, you can, like, become the king of the land and rule over all the other players. you can build, like, the biggest castle ever and show off to all your friends. it’s, like, the ultimate power trip, bro.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, dude, it’s, like, straight out of a movie. you gotta be, like, super sneaky to get through it without getting wrecked.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server, dude? it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft. come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

SmileCraft: Face-to-Face Fun

behavioral science, Body language, communication studies, emotional connection, emotional expression, face to face, FACETOFACE, Fun, human interaction, interpersonal relationships, mutual response, nonverbal communication, positive interactions, Psychology, real-life conversations, Relationship Building, smilecraft, smiling, social behavior, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, social psychology

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis amaze-balls minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally gonna make u smile so much dat u gonna make all da friends in da world. researchers, like, totally measured how much u smile in real-life convos and found out dat it, like, makes people, like, respond back more and stuff. so, like, join dis server and smile ur way to friendship and, like, total domination. u won’t regret it, bro.

Romania Dreams Minecraft Server

Adventure, Beautiful landscapes, blockquotepRomania, Culture Shock, discovering the unknown., dracula, dreams, eastern europe, European Vacation, Exploring, folklore, foreign country, Minecraft, Mysterious, New Day, Off the beaten path, Romania, Serverpblockquote, Traditional, Transylvania, travel, unexpected, unique experience, waking up

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Star Shards Collected:	189	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is in Romania for some reason! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through the rugged terrain of Transylvania, avoiding vampire mobs and dodging garlic projectiles.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by Dracula himself. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies while sipping on potions of invisibility.

If you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at the Romanian Roulette mini-game, where the stakes are high and the rewards are… well, nonexistent.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness of Minecraft in Romania!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, Depravity, Eicon search tool, F-List, F-List community, favorite color, fetishes, flg, FList, Forums, general, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting aid, site drama, smp, Tierlists, webchat

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

blunder, catastrophe, cautionary tale, Civilization, Disaster, Downfall, error, Failure, hindsight, History, human invention, innovation, InventFailz, Minecraft, misguided, mistake, progress, regret, Regrettable, smp, Technology, Warning, worst invention

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	101	Zombie Dances:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

NeverlandCraft

Adventure, countries I won’t revisit, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, Foreign, long tail: places I won’t return to, Memories, never again, NeverlandCraft, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, travel destinations I regret visiting, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	987094
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchantments Applied:	165
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Crops Grown:	4374	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

adhd, Adults, adverse events, cohort study, combined therapy, comorbid depression, Effectiveness, findings, long-term outcomes, medication, mental health, methylphenidate, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, research, Risk, Safety, squad, SSRIs, Treatment

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5736
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!