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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 5213 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9946 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a big boy? Look no further! Join our server where we teach traditionalists like Paul how to turn on a virtual stove and cook for themselves. No more relying on others to bring you meals – it’s time to learn some independence, Paul!
But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even Lizzy had to enlist a whole church group to help out with meal prep and cleaning while she goes on vacation. Can you imagine the chaos that will ensue when you join our server? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of drama and hilarity that you won’t want to miss out on.
So come on down to our server and show Paul how it’s done. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master chef in the process. Join now for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing for days!
