Join us and leave behind the rent-free house full of problems, because on our server, the only issue you’ll have is deciding which block to place next.
Imagine a world where you and your virtual wife can peacefully build a beautiful home together, without any fights over moving into apartments prematurely.
Forget about waiting for a raise to afford a better place, on our server, you can create the mansion of your dreams with just a few clicks.
So come on in and start crafting your way to happiness, because on our server, the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner!
Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy and creative as they come. We have players who have built entire cities in the shape of giant bananas, players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have created roller coasters that go through lava pits and over waterfalls.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear the most sheep in the shortest amount of time, or the Zombie Pigman Dance Party, where players dress up as zombie pigmen and boogie down to some sick beats.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further! Join us and let the madness begin!
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting laser beams out of their eyes while riding on rainbow-colored unicorns. And that’s just the beginning!
We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti and meatballs, and the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few brain cells)!
| IP | play.cozycraving.com |
|---|---|
| Server | play.cozycraving.com |
| Discord | BetterVanillaMC |
| Map | Map |
We are looking for new great community members to join! A once popular server that has grown quiet, we are looking to recruit a fresh new crop of amazing players.
Started January 20th, 2024, we are a relatively new server with lots of fresh new land. We keep gameplay as vanilla as possible with no-items-spawned and diamond currency. There are no land claims or protections, however, we use CoreProtect to undo any grief or looting that occurs so you can be sure your stuff is safe!!
Our server includes a 10,000 x 10,000 world map that will NEVER be reset and expand overtime!
Please be sure to join our Discord Server.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, we have protections in place to prevent griefing and looting. |
| Are there land claims available? | No, we do not have land claims on the server. |
| Can I buy and sell items in the player shops? | Yes, you can buy and sell items in the player-made shopping district near spawn. |
| Is voice chat available on the server? | Yes, we have proximity voice chat for you and your friends to use. |
| How can I see my creations on the map? | You can use BlueMap to see your creations from a ‘Google Earth’ perspective. |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with dancing llamas, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest that holds the recipe for the ultimate potion of silliness.
So why wait? Click that link and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that AEW has secretly been hosting their pay-per-view events on our server, and if you join now, you might just catch a glimpse of Chris Jericho building a wrestling ring out of obsidian blocks. And if that wasn’t enough, we’ve also got Ring of Honor wrestlers dropping in to challenge players to epic PvP battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so action-packed?
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Our server is perfect for players who love a good eviction story – we have players who haven’t paid rent in years and still expect to be treated like royalty. But don’t worry, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “creeper.”
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day? And remember, when it comes to exes and evictions, enough is never enough on our server!
