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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 730 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6609 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
lol, so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz we got neandertal DNA up in here! yah, u heard me right, we got caveman genes runnin’ wild in this server, makin’ ur brain do some funky stuff.
imagine buildin’ a house and suddenly u start thinkin’ in grunts and growls like a true neandertal. or maybe u start seein’ things in black and white cuz ur brain is like, “we goin’ retro, baby!”
join us for a wild ride of prehistoric proportions, where u never know what crazy ideas will pop into ur head next. plus, we got dinosaurs roam the land, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna see a t-rex tryin’ to mine some diamonds.
so come on over and let that neandertal DNA take u on a journey through time and craziness. who knows, maybe u’ll come out of it smarter or just a little more caveman-like. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!
