Church MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Holycraft, beheading, persecution, Church, human rights violation

LOL yall need to join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Islamic militants beheading 70 Christians in a Church in the Democratic Republic of Congo! But don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you from those crazy mobs! Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you’ll have to fight off mobs and build your own epic base to survive. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare items waiting for you to discover! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

Gay, Devil, Sinners, Religion, husband

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into going to church every time you visit your mother-in-law? Join our Minecraft server and escape the judgmental stares and hellfire speeches! Our virtual world is a religion-free zone where you can build, explore, and have fun without anyone telling you how to live your life.

We even have a special “Devil Control” mini-game where you can banish all your fears of eternal damnation. And if you ever feel the urge to repent, just hit the respawn button and start fresh!

So why waste your Sundays sitting in a pew when you could be crafting and mining with us? Join now and say goodbye to religious obligations and hello to endless entertainment!

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HolyBlockParty

atheist, alienation, emotional maturity, co parenting, Religion

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your beliefs and values? Look no further! Our server is like a religious debate in a virtual world, where you can build your own temples, churches, mosques, or even a spaghetti monster shrine!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring different religions without the commitment. Just like this OP’s ex, you can impress your crush by showing off your religious knowledge in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your true calling in the world of Minecraft!

Don’t let anyone tell you how to parent your virtual blocks. Join us now and let the religious chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing we worship is the almighty diamond sword.

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BandNameBetrayal

Jealousy, Church, random girl, Small Community, abandonment

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through church drama, worship band rivalries, and name controversies that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, the pastor of worship (yes, you read that right) decides to start a worship band inspired by a random girl from church. But wait, there’s a twist – his wife is not too thrilled about it! Will she confront him? Will the worship band ever perform? Only on our server will you find out!

Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between love, jealousy, and a band name that will leave you questioning everything. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

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NoBoysAllowedMC

Church, Effort, date, Boyfriend, INCONVENIENCE

Are you tired of waiting hours in the dark for someone who can’t even keep track of their own car? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be waiting for is the next epic adventure!

Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!

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Mom’sBlockPartyMC

toxic behavior, Church, MomsBlockPartyMC, overreacting, Boundaries

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

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GodfatherGoneWrong

family, godfather, Upset, wedding ring, Church

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they can just erase your marriage like it’s a typo on a church form? Well, have I got the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape to a world where your husband’s family can’t manipulate your relationship status to fit their own agenda. Build a virtual fortress to protect your marriage from meddling in-laws and their fake paperwork shenanigans.

With our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries, just like you should be able to do in real life. Plus, we have a special “Godfather” roleplay area where you can show off your family values without any interference from nosy relatives.

So come on over to our server and let’s build a world where marriage is respected, wedding rings are proudly worn, and baptisms don’t come with a side of drama. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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LaughCraft SMP

inappropriate response, uncontrollable laughter, Wedding, Funeral, uncontrollable giggles

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you’ll be ROFLing all day long! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and accidentally fell into a pit of lava, but instead of being sad, I couldn’t stop laughing because it was just so ridiculous! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a chicken jousting tournament, it was clucking hilarious!

Join now and experience the most insane, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But for everyone else, come join the madness and let’s have a blast together! LOLZ!

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Ethics, Church, pontiff, Religious, Minecraft

so, like, u know how the pope is all holy and stuff? well guess what, turns out he inherited this big white box of corruption and abuse scandals! like, can u even imagine the drama goin’ on in there? it’s like a soap opera but with more robes and incense.

anyways, if u wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a virtual world, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds for days. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even remember what drama is.

so come on over and join us on this wild ride of blocky adventures. who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover some scandalous secrets of ur own. 😉🕊️🔥

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BoomerBounceCraft

old lady, floor seating, passive aggressive, 40ish old ladies, condescending

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive old ladies in real life? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only elders you have to respect are the ones who can build the best pixel art!

Our server is filled with hundreds of virtual chairs for you to sit on, so you’ll never have to worry about rude old ladies trying to steal your seat again. Plus, we have special benches reserved just for students, so you can relax in peace without any unwanted drama.

Join now and build your own virtual church where you can sit wherever you want without fear of judgment from entitled elders. Who knew escaping real life could be so much fun?

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