Our server is so crazy, even your sister who doesn’t care about anything will be shocked! Imagine her nonchalantly telling you that her diamond pickaxe got repossessed by a creeper and she’s confident she will get it back. That’s the level of insanity you can expect on our server!
But beware, if you’re not ready for the wild ride, you might end up like your sister’s car – towed and repossessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. So join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Don’t be apathetic about it, because this is a big deal!
Experience the thrill of standing up to your virtual mother-in-law as she tries to sabotage your Minecraft marriage. Will you ban her from your virtual home or will you let her tear your pixelated relationship apart? The choice is yours!
But beware, just like in real life, family drama on this server can get intense. Will you have the support of your virtual husband, or will he be torn between you and his overbearing virtual mom? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of emotions.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine through?
Join us for the wildest adventures in Minecraft history. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs all while in the buff. Don’t worry, our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows nudity within its borders. So strip down, let loose, and embrace your inner nudist!
But beware, rumors say that a legendary naked warrior roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to challenge his commando ways. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of the ultimate naked warrior?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let it all hang out!
I’m talking jigs that will make you question your existence, jigs that will make you question reality itself! And the best part? You get to complete these jigs with a whole bunch of other crazy peeps just like you!
So what are you waiting for? Come on down to this server and get ready to have your mind blown as you piece together the most epic jigs of all time! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Server Type | Whitelisted, survival |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21.1 |
| Plugins | Minimal |
| Focus | Playing together as a community |
| Region | West US |
Join our chill community-focused server with a custom world generation and regular events. Play together, build together, and explore together!
Apply through our Discord for whitelist access. Applications are reviewed within the same day.
Visit our website and handbook at meliosmp.com
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Apply through our Discord for whitelist access. |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow? | We operate on a trust system with minimal rules. Use common sense and respect others. |
| Can I participate in events and minigames? | Yes, we host events monthly for all players to enjoy. |
| Is there any specific playstyle encouraged on the server? | All playstyles are welcome, whether you’re a builder, explorer, or technical player. |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese! Plus, we have weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, like how crazy is that?!
So yeah, forget about the boring lockdown and come join our wacky Minecraft SMP for the time of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, lololol.