ChunkyKids R Us: Childhood Crisis

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1001
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	270	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing surging is the amount of fun you’ll have! our server is like a global crisis of childhood overweight and obesity, but in a good way! since 1990, our server has been growing like crazy, almost doubling in players every day.

the united states may have the highest player count, but don’t worry, other nations are catching up fast! join now and be part of the alarming surge of fun and excitement. who needs to worry about real life problems when you can escape to our virtual world and build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content?

don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!

HeartCraft: Where building friendships is easier than building a working redstone contraption!

Auctions, building, contraption, Coreprotect, Difficulty, Discord, easier, Economy, FRIENDSHIPS, Hate Speech, HeartCraft, Inventory rollback, Ip:, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Redstone, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Virginia, Website, Working

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Falling into the Void:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Crops Grown:	8903	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Economy SMP	A server with a strong economy system and no griefing allowed.
Server Age	Since October 2018
Server Reset	Server will never reset. World dates back to July 2019.

Technical Details

Technology	Description
Server Machine	Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia
Server Software	Uses Purpur

Links

Website
Discord
Rules
IP: play.hearthcraft.net
Statistics

FAQ

1. What is the server’s policy on griefing?

The server has a strict no-griefing policy, and any griefing actions are taken seriously with appropriate consequences.

2. Are there pay-to-win features on the server?

No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store, ensuring fair gameplay for all players.

3. How often are resource worlds reset?

Resource worlds are reset monthly to provide fresh opportunities for players.

4. Is there a live map available for the server?

Yes, you can access the live map of the server at here.

Lonely Men Minecraft Server

emotional well being, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health awareness campaign, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, Minecraft, reminder, self compassion, self love, self-care, Server, societal expectations, Support

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for some company? Well, fear not, because on our server, men can never be lonely! We have a magical potion that ensures you’ll always have a buddy by your side, whether it’s a friendly creeper or a chatty skeleton.

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. And don’t worry about getting lost in the vast world of blocks and pixels, because we have a team of highly trained llamas ready to guide you back home.

So why wait? Join our server now and never feel lonely again, because on our server, even the Ender Dragon will want to be your BFF!

Smart Girls Minecraft SMP

advanced degrees, Communication, compatibility, dating advice, direct approach, egalitarian dating, Girls, High IQ, hyper-masculine, initiating dates, intellectual conversations, intelligent women, like-minded individuals, Minecraft, non-chads, non-traditional, open-minded, relationships, Smart, smart girls, smp, subtle hints, Successful Relationships, suggesting activities

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	402	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Votes:	6441	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of being surrounded by non-smart girls who just don’t get you? Join our Minecraft SMP where only the smartest of the smart girls hang out! With IQs in the 120s and 130s, these girls will actually understand your jokes and appreciate your intelligence. Plus, they’re more open to non-chads and won’t judge you for not being a hyper-masculine fake!

But wait, there’s more! These smart girls will actually help you set up dates by suggesting cool places to meet and fun activities to do. They might even ask you out themselves because they’re just that confident and awesome. So if you’re looking for a refreshing change from the typical Minecraft SMP drama, come join us and meet your intellectual match!

Mom’s BF Must Go Minecraft Server

anger, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, family dynamics, Girlfriend, Inappropriate Behavior, living situation, Minecraft, moms, Mother Daughter, pervert, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Yelling

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Potions Brewed:	128	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	New Chunks Explored:	989675
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing peeking into your private moments is the creepers trying to blow you up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, just like the moment when your mom’s boyfriend accidentally walked in on you and your girlfriend getting cozy. But don’t worry, on our server, you can throw pillows at anyone who dares to invade your personal space! And if things get too awkward, just teleport away to your girlfriend’s house like a pro. So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together – because on this server, anything can happen!

WifePicksNamesNoNicknames

aita, ambiguous, BLONDE, culture, damaging, Dark, Difference, england, ethnic, family, Harmless, joyous new year, London, Longterm, mixed race, names, Nickname, overthinking, Race, racialised, Ramin Navroz Smith, russell, Rustom Parvez Smith, School, Siblings, SIL, son’s names, South Asian, Twins, victorious hero, Westernised nickname, white British, white name, Wife, WifePicksNamesNoNicknames

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	4431
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is like a mixed race family in England – totally unique and full of surprises!

Just like the twins Ramin and Rustom, our server is full of diversity and excitement. You’ll never know what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the joyous new year of Ramin and the victorious heroics of Rustom as you navigate through our server. And don’t worry, we won’t give you a nickname like “Russell” unless you really want it!

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family drama just like Ramin and Rustom. It’s all part of the experience!

ParentalMoochMover-Minecraft SMP

budgeting, career development, early adulthood, financial independence, financial responsibility, Household budgeting, independent living, living expenses, money management, moving out, parental support, ParentalMoochMoverMinecraft, part time job, personal finance, Renting a place, Saving for a deposit, saving money, self-sufficiency, side hustle, smp, Transition to Adulthood, young adult

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5687	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Star Shards Collected:	77
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving on a diet of ramen noodles and dreams of independence? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy challenges, wacky characters, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of mischievous villagers start a dance party in your mine shaft. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a herd of llamas decides to crash the party and take over your kingdom. Anything can happen in our SMP, and that’s what makes it so darn exciting!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of evil chickens with a taste for destruction. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the feathered fiends and claim the treasure for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to your boring life in your parents’ basement. Adventure, chaos, and a whole lot of laughs await you!

CraftyMisinfoMaster

Beliefs, cognitive dissonance, Confidence, CraftyMisinfoMaster, critical analysis, critical thinking, Deception, fact-checking, false information, Lies, Manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation awareness, misinformation detection, misinformation spreaders, Propaganda, Psychology, skepticism, social media, Trust, Truth

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of dealing with fake news and misinformation in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where misinformation is not only encouraged, but celebrated!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and you come across a player who is convinced that pigs can fly in Minecraft. Instead of correcting them, you join in on the fun and start a pig flying competition! Who knew misinformation could be so entertaining?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll encounter players who swear they’ve found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese, or that they’ve tamed a dragon and ride it to battle against creepers. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time arguing with strangers on the internet when you can join our server and embrace the chaos of misinformation? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

ADHD & Risky Business

adhd, behavior disorders, biological link, brain development, Business, cognitive function, genetic factors, genetic variations, genetics, Hereditary, impulsive decision-making, impulsiveness, impulsivity, mental health, neurobiology, predisposition, Psychiatry, research, Risky, risky behavior, study, Traits

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Emeralds Found:	1929
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Villages Defended:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

LOL OMG THIS SERVER IS LIKE GENETICALLY LINKED TO ADHD AND RISKY BEHAVIOR, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA MAKE IMPULSIVE DECISIONS AND BUILD CRAZY STUFF IN MINECRAFT! OUR DNA IS LITERALLY WIRED FOR CHAOS AND FUN, SO COME ON AND EMBRACE THE MADNESS! WHO NEEDS NORMAL SERVERS WHEN YOU CAN JOIN OUR INSANE GENETICALLY MODIFIED COMMUNITY?! 😂🤪🧬🎮

Unleash the Chaos of Creativity – Making Mods, Java, and Whitelists Fun Again!

Automate, Chaos, continents, Country, creativity, custom avatar, diverse biomes, Fun, grow and cook, island state, Islands, java, making, mechanical machinery, Mods, modular tools, Performance Mods, quality of life, smp, stack based spellcasting, Unleash, Vanilla, Whitelists

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Potions Brewed:	107	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Power of Creation Minecraft Server

Server Type	Modded SMP
Age Requirement	18+
Location	UK

The Power of Creation Minecraft server is a modded SMP looking for long term players who want to build up a beautiful world and tell stories within it. The server runs a custom modpack focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want. The pack is relatively lightweight, and has been designed to have few (if any) redundant features. The main content mods include Create, HexCasting, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, and Figura, as well as quality of life, vanilla+ additions, and performance mods. Terrain generation is overhauled to make biomes more diverse and interesting, while following vanilla themes.

For more information and whitelisting, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	Players must be 18 or older to join.
Where is the server hosted?	The server is hosted in the UK.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The main content mods are Create, HexCasting, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, and Figura, along with quality of life, vanilla+ additions, and performance mods.
Can players create their own countries or islands on the server?	Yes, the world generation allows for continents and islands, making it possible for players to create their own countries or island states.

What the Frick Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t know what’s going on! Join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem as we navigate through insane quests, battle ridiculous mobs, and uncover the mysteries of the blocky universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. They had to bust out their best dance moves to survive and escape with the legendary diamond sword of disco. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only speaks in puns. Will you be brave enough to decipher its clucky riddles and uncover the secrets of the chicken dimension? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, surprises, and pure insanity, then come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house too, by a TNT-wielding sheep). Don’t miss out on the craziest ride of your blocky life!

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