Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as thicc as a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further than our server, where Elegg is so fat that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of his girth! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to witness Elegg accidentally sit on a creeper and turn it into a diamond block. Don’t miss out on the fattest fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Unlimited Diamond Blocks: On our server, you can find diamond blocks everywhere you go! No need to mine for hours on end, just walk around and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.
2. Flying Pigs: Yes, you read that right. Our server has flying pigs that you can ride around on. Who needs a boring old horse when you can soar through the skies on a majestic flying pig?
3. Secret Underground City: Rumor has it, there’s a secret underground city on our server that is filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventure of your life!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!
This is a brand new server with the aim of focusing on factions game play and higher difficulty without too many other changes to the game. There are absolutely NO pay to win features. Not even voting rewards or random loot crates. We are new, so the server population is basically just me at this point! The world border is fairly small to incentivize more factions play, but as the community grows, the plan is to also grow the world. Currently, new players must wait 30 minutes before being able to create a faction. This is to prevent too much random faction creation spam from players that leave immediately. New players are, however, able to join an existing faction if they are invited. The Nether is currently disabled, until we have a good basis of a few factions and players.
Economy based off copper bars, all money is physically stored (in a vault or the player’s inventory; this allows for factions to actually steal each other’s money)
NO server shop to generate fake economy
NO deathchest or keep inventory, the only way to get your items back is to travel back before they de-spawn
Factions game play that involves killing players and claiming their land and items
🧱Plugins:
AnnouncerPlus – Server announcements
Autorank – Used to upgrade permissions after 30 minutes of play
Chunky – Preload chunks to reduce server strain
CoreProtect – Grief rollback and prevention
Essentials – The usual server commands
Gringotts – Economy plugin
LevelledMobs – Tougher mobs
LuckPerms – Permissions handler
MedievalFactions – The factions plugin we use; also handles chest locking
PlaceholderAPI – Integration across plugins for text placeholders
QuickShop – Chest shop plugin
RHLeafDecay – Faster leaf decay
TAB – Better tab list
Vault – Cross-plugin manager
ViaBackwards/ViaVersion – Client version compatability
SimpleVoiceChat – Built-in proximity and voice chat
WorldEdit/WorldGuard – World creation, editing, and management
🧱Future Plans:
Better LevelledMobs configuration (possibly custom item drops for high difficulties)
Community events
Staff recruitment
General improvements and bug fixes
Unlock Nether and End
Discord integration
Quests and NPCs (this is a big maybe right now)
Old combat mechanics (this will depend on what the server population wants)
If any of this sounds interesting or exciting to you please visit our Discord and help build our community, or join the server directly and start building your legend. Again, we are brand new, so don’t expect to see anyone else on if you are one of the first to join.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this description? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate the most bizarre and outrageous acts in the name of Minecraft fun!
Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be snoozing on is your enemies!
Join us and experience the thrill of waking up at 8:30 am, only to be greeted by a world full of adventure and excitement. But wait, there’s more! If you snooze two more times and wake up at 11, you’ll unlock a special power that allows you to build giant alarm clocks to wake up all the zombies in the game.
Prepare yourself for a day full of epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little defeat (but only if you’re into that sort of thing). So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us how you’re doing in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the best brownie in the world – you’ll never know how amazing it is until you try it! Age is just a number on our server, so forget about society’s rules and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater castles. So if you want to swim with the dolphins and build some insane underwater creations, this is the server for you! Join now and experience the madness for yourself.
Come join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out that our Australian women are not only skilled builders, but they also ride kangaroos into battle against creepers! You’ll never know true fear until you see a mob of kangaroo-riding Aussie ladies coming your way. Plus, they throw boomerangs that always come back with diamonds! So come join us for a down under adventure like no other!
Are you tired of those pesky Cumans ruining your peaceful Minecraft village? Join our server and help our fearless leader purge the Cuman menace from Bohemia! We’ve got epic battles, treacherous quests, and maybe even a dragon or two to slay. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. So grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join the fight against the Cumans – because in this world, only the strongest survive!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, we once intercepted missiles launched by Iran with our expertly crafted diamond swords! That’s right, we’re not just building castles and farming crops here, we’re saving the world from nuclear warfare one block at a time. Join us if you want to be part of a team of fearless warriors who are not afraid to take on any challenge, no matter how ridiculous it may seem. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show those pesky creepers and skeletons who’s boss!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only choices are building and mining? Well, look no further because on our server, you get to choose between being a fierce kitty or a cuddly bunny! That’s right, you can roam the pixelated lands as a fluffy bunny hopping around or a fierce kitty ready to pounce on unsuspecting players.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Catnip Mountain, where players can battle it out for the ultimate prize – a lifetime supply of catnip! And if bunnies are more your style, you can embark on the Great Carrot Quest, where you must collect as many carrots as possible to become the ultimate bunny warrior.
Join us on this wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Choose your side – Kitty or Bunny – and let the madness begin!
Have you heard about the legendary Minecraft server where players can embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of Spain? Rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered throughout the virtual landscape. Join now to explore ancient ruins, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a llama wearing a sombrero. Who knows what adventures await you in this mysterious land of Spain!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the Year of Shadow in the most epic way possible! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Shadow, our resident creeper, is actually a misunderstood genius who loves to blow things up for fun. But don’t worry, he only blows up the boring stuff like dirt blocks and sheep. Join us and witness his explosive talents firsthand!
2. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs chickens when you can have bling-bling eggs for breakfast?
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. That’s right, the Ender Dragon loves to get down and boogie with all the players on our server. Just watch out for his killer dance moves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness, mayhem, and sheer awesomeness of the Year of Shadow!
Are you tired of sitting in silence, wishing for a girlfriend to magically appear in your Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find love! Our players have reported meeting their soulmates while building pixelated castles and battling creepers. Who needs dating apps when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword? Join now and start your quest for love (and maybe some diamonds too)!
