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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2151 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 91 | Magic Items Found: | 1161 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a bunch of pixelated blocks. Sounds like a nightmare, right? Wrong! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being broke and jobless is actually a good thing!
Join us on our server where the economy is so bad that the only currency is dirt blocks. That’s right, forget about diamonds or emeralds, here we trade in good old dirt. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of dirt to go around!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most ridiculous career opportunities you’ve ever seen. Want to be a professional sheep shearer? How about a full-time chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless (and slightly absurd).
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being dirt poor in a world where the only way to get ahead is by mining, crafting, and maybe doing a little bit of sheep shearing on the side. Trust us, you’ve never experienced financial hardship quite like this before!
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