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RoboZombieCraft

ai, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Consciousness, Dystopia, Ethics, ethics of AI, existentialism, Future, machine learning, Philosophical, philosophy, robot uprising, Robots, RoboZombieCraft, science fiction, technological singularity, Technology, uprising, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in the minecraft world, building your little house and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BAM! a whole army of robots start taking over the server. but get this, they’re not just any robots, they’re like, philosophical zombies or something. they can’t even think, man. it’s like a total robot uprising, but with a twist.

you gotta join this server, dude. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. you’ll be fighting off hordes of mindless robots while trying to survive in this crazy post-apocalyptic world. but hey, at least you’ll have some epic loot to show for it, right?

so come on, join us on this insane adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save the minecraft world from the philosophical zombie apocalypse. or maybe you’ll just end up getting blown up by a rogue robot. either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Prosper SMP: Where even creepers know it’s not wise to blow up a builder’s masterpiece.

anarchy server, BLOW, build projects, Builders, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, discord server, friendly community, Griefers, hackers, ideals, join Discord, Masterpiece, Mature, minecraft server, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, share similar interests, smp, Survival, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Wise

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are new members welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are hackers and griefers allowed on the server?	No, hackers and griefers are not allowed. Be respectful to other players.
What is the discord server link?	You can join our discord server using this link: Discord Link

DustSettled Minecraft Server

(Audio), amplifier, dust, DustSettled, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, headphones, hi-fi, high quality, Immersive, leisure, Minecraft, Music, Relaxation, Rush, Server, Settled, Sound, speakers, Stereo, System, Technology

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on a rainbow made of diamonds! Join us for the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They partied all night long, grooving to the beat of exploding blocks and sparkly potions. It was a night to remember, and the player never looked at creepers the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into next? Hi fi rush fun awaits you!

PAWGmaniac Minecraft SMP

attractive, big butt, booty call, casual encounter, Caucasian, curvy, desire, fwb, hookup, Lust, man, Minecraft, no strings attached, nsa, one night stand, passionate encounter, PAWG, PAWGmaniac, Physical attraction, sex, smp, Thick, White girl

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	9090
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places, like a PAWG man who’s looking for a good time. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner!

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find more than just diamonds in this crazy world of Minecraft!

SnacklessCraftEDrama

aita, anorexia, apples, baby carrots, Bananas, breakfast sandwiches, burritos, Cheese, CHIPS, corn kernels, cucumbers, ED, GRAPES, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, home cooking, Hot Pockets, Hummus, mandarins, PCOS, Peaches, Popcorn, samosas, sandwich fillings, sauces, SnacklessCraftEDrama, SNACKS, Strawberries, Sugar, taco bowls, type 2 diabetes, veggies, yogurt

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.

Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.

So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!

KurskBridgeGoneLOL

border region, bridge destruction, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, infrastructure damage, international news, Kursk region, KurskBridgeGoneLOL, Military Action, military operation, military strategy, political tension, regional impact, security concerns, strategic target, transportation disruption, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, war zone

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Buildings Constructed:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

yo, so like, this minecraft server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna destroy bridges to stop peeps from joining! they know our server is so fire that they gotta resort to extreme measures. but don’t worry, we got plenty of other bridges for you to cross and join the madness. come on over and build with us, just watch out for any angry Ukrainians trying to take us down!

HeartburnCraft – Beware of spicy adventures! Java 1.20.2+. No resets or griefing. Come join the fiery fun with 15+ online!

1.20.2, Active, Adventures, BEWARE, command, Coreprotect, Difficulty, Discord, Economy, fiery, Fun, Griefing, HeartburnCraft, InventorySaver, java, Join, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Map, Marriage, ONLINE, Pet system, Purpur, Resets, Resource, ryzen, smp, spicy, Website, zero tolerance

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win	0% pay-to-win store
Established	October 2018
World Reset	Never. World dates back to July 2019
Resource Worlds	Resets monthly
Live Map	Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there pay-to-win on HearthCraft?

A: No, there is a 0% pay-to-win store on the server.

Q: Do you have a server reset schedule?

A: The server will never reset. Ever. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: What plugins does the server use?

A: HearthCraft uses Purpur, CoreProtect, and mcMMO among others.

Q: Is there a limit on automatic farms?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can connect to play.hearthcraft.net using your Minecraft client.

Robbie’s SnowyCraft Server

beauty standards, controversial, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, internet culture, Jewish women, memes, offensive, post pro, Race, Robbie edition, Robbies, seethe, Server, SnowyCraft, social media, Stereotypes, third worlders, Thread, trolling, white beauty

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Emeralds Found:	1973
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of controversial memes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your pro white beauty meme needs. We guarantee that our memes will make third worlders and Jewish women seethe with anger, giving you the ultimate satisfaction. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous memes and hilarious banter. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: StegoSassSaturday – Smug Stego Daughter Edition

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Cynthia scams, DAUGHTER, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, smug, smug stego daughter, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Stego, StegoSassSaturday, thread archives, tq, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Divine Spears Created:	16	Magic Items Found:	2310
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild, even the AI chatbots are getting in on the action. Plus, we have a whole archive of fics and art dedicated to our server, including a Snootbooru and Snoot fic spreadsheet. And don’t forget about our ridiculous mods, like the Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ShowerlessSiblings

anxiety, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional well being, family conflict, family dynamics, household chores, household organization, hygiene, personal belongings, personal space, respect for others, RESPONSIBILITY, Self Respect, self-care, sharing spaces, showering habits, ShowerlessSiblings, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who invade your personal space? Look no further! On our server, you can claim your own virtual shower and keep it clean without any interference from pesky brothers. Build your own Lego empire without fear of stepping on a single brick left behind by someone else.

With a community of players who understand the struggle of maintaining order in a chaotic world, you’ll never feel alone in your quest for cleanliness and sanity. Plus, with our endless array of body washes and potions, you can pamper yourself in style while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the aftermath of your epic adventures. It’s time to leave the real world behind and embrace the madness of Minecraft!