ChudCraft Minecraft Servers

ChudCraft Minecraft Servers

  • ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

    ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 466
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2387 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

    👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

    🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

    🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

    💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

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  • ChudCraft Minecraft Server

    ChudCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 9423
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

    So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChudCraft Minecraft Server

    ChudCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 6574
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 694240 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Towns Built: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

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  • MAGA ChudCraft Server

    MAGA ChudCraft Server
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 8638
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 303

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with MAGA chuds wreaking havoc in your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is MAGA chud-free guaranteed! Join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of political nonsense ruining your fun.

    Our server is so safe from MAGA chuds that we’ve even heard rumors of Pritzker himself logging on to play and show his support for our peaceful community. Who knew the governor had such mad building skills?

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to laugh at all the ridiculousness happening around you. Build, explore, and have a great time without any MAGA chud drama getting in your way.

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  • ChudCraft Minecraft Server

    ChudCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 4212
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a /v/irgin chud? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we specialize in destroying all /v/irgin chuds! Join us and watch as your chud status gets obliterated in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. From explosive creeper pranks to lava pit challenges, we guarantee you’ll never be a chud again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and say goodbye to your chud days forever!

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  • ChudCraft SMP: Winter Sports Edition

    ChudCraft SMP: Winter Sports Edition
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 6820
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Towns Built: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 150
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are known as the winter sports nation, chuds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground ice skating rink that is only accessible by riding a polar bear through a hidden tunnel. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    2. Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, we fight with snowballs and sleds. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s totally epic.

    3. Our community events include snowman building competitions, ice fishing tournaments, and even a yeti hunting expedition. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary snow beast!

    4. We have a currency system based on collecting rare snowflakes, which can be traded for exclusive winter-themed items and gear. Want a pair of enchanted snow boots? Better start hoarding those flakes!

    So come join us in the winter wonderland of chuds, where the snow is always falling and the adventures are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be this cool?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChudCraft Minecraft Server

    ChudCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 6760
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8840 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of seeing people wearing those hideous glasses that make them look like they have a permanent case of resting dweeb face? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for those who have been scarred by the sight of pussy deflectors!

    Join our server and leave those fashion disasters behind. We have a strict no-ugly-glasses policy, so you can game in style without having to worry about being blinded by bad fashion choices.

    Forget about lasik or contact lenses, the real solution to your eyewear woes lies within our pixelated world. So come on in, leave those god-awful frames behind, and let’s game like the stylish legends we were always meant to be!

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  • ChudCraft Minecraft Server

    ChudCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 6296
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Animals Bred: 37 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the Left taking over everything, from politics to your favorite Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Left has no power! Join us and fight against the leftist invasion with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary L’Chuds, a group of elite players who have sworn to protect the server from any threat. Rumor has it that they once defeated an army of creepers using nothing but their wits and a stack of TNT.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the epic battle between good and evil, where the fate of Minecraft itself hangs in the balance. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. You don’t want to miss out on that, do you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChudCraft Minecraft Server

    ChudCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 2192
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Villages Defended: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your World Cup woes? Look no further than our server, where we promise to distract you from all things soccer-related with our epic gameplay and hilarious community.

    Join us and you’ll find yourself so immersed in building and exploring that you’ll forget all about France and their lack of white players. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be too busy battling zombies and building your dream castle to even remember who won the last World Cup.

    So come on, join our server and let us transport you to a world where soccer drama is a thing of the past and the only thing that matters is having a good time. Who needs France when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome?

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  • ChudCraft Minecraft Server

    ChudCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 9240
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Serbian chuds hang Russian flags in the stands during matches with England! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as we navigate through the chaos of international soccer rivalries in the virtual world. Who knows what other crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server – from sheep riding pigs to building giant monuments made entirely of diamond blocks. So come on and join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected flag-waving chuds along the way!

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  • NorgeCraft

    NorgeCraft
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 6071
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us and wake up Støre, the legendary Minecraft player who has been in a deep slumber for centuries. Legend has it that whoever can wake him up will be granted god-like powers and the ability to summon llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdancing to the latest tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be sure to watch out for the zombie chickens…they’re known for their killer dance moves.

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  • MineCraic: Nanashi’s Nonsense Server

    MineCraic: Nanashi’s Nonsense Server
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 6533
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Votes: 7357 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Runes Activated: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go 🤯? Look no further, because this server is the ultimate place to be! Join now for a chance to play with the most talented Minecraft players out there, including Inaba Haneru, Hinokuma Ran, Kazami Kuku, and more!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even Nanashi inc friends are joining in on the fun. Imagine building and exploring with Camomi Camomi, Komori Met, and Suou Patra – it’s going to be an epic adventure!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so cool that even Amaui and Hinata Mashu can’t get enough of it. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let the fun begin! 🎮🔥

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  • LOLcraft Tower of Puns

    LOLcraft Tower of Puns
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 6510
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Mines Excavated: 4785
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 352

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take tower building to a whole new level! Forget about boring old towers, on our server, we build PTOWERS! That’s right, PTOWERS – towers that are so epic, they’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about towers.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a PTOWER so tall, it reached the moon. Yes, the moon! And do you know what happened next? The moon turned into cheese! That’s right, CHEESE! So if you want to witness crazy adventures like this, you better join our server ASAP.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has UNICORNS roaming around, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. Imagine charging into a PTOWER siege on the back of a majestic unicorn – now that’s a sight to behold!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up building the next legendary PTOWER that will go down in Minecraft history!

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  • Nice Guys Finish Creeper

    Nice Guys Finish Creeper
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 7435
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of being treated like a nice guy in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, assholes are all the rage!

    Join us and experience a world where women flock to you because you’re the biggest asshole around. Forget about being kind and respectful, here it’s all about being a total jerk!

    Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and chaos – everything you need to attract those women who just can’t resist a bad boy.

    So why settle for being a nice guy when you can be the biggest asshole on the block? Join us now and start breaking hearts and causing trouble in style!

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  • Mine By Daylight – Where Creepers Run Amok

    Mine By Daylight – Where Creepers Run Amok
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 1631
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of the same old survival servers? Looking for something spooky and exciting? Well, look no further because our server is inspired by Dead By Daylight!

    Imagine a world where you can play as the Killer or a Survivor in a 4v1 showdown. Repair generators, escape the killer, or catch those pesky survivors and sacrifice them! It’s a thrilling experience like no other!

    Join now for our bugfix patch update – version 7.6.2! We’ve fixed all the crazy glitches and made the game even more insane!

    Check out our latest update, “All Things Wicked”, where we’ve added spooky new features and challenges. It’s so WICKED you won’t believe your eyes!

    Don’t miss our developer update for March 2024. We’ve got some surprises in store that will blow your mind!

    Visit our official website for all the details, read through our patch notes, and explore our Wiki for tips and tricks.

    And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, download our DBD Icon Collabs for a whole new level of fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most EPIC Minecraft server inspired by Dead By Daylight. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to mess up the skill check and cause chaos for everyone!

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  • Blocky Booty Call

    Blocky Booty Call
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 4820
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 33
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2799 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, honey, you won’t need any saves when you join our EPIC Minecraft server! Why waste time on boring old worlds when you can join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your quest for glory. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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  • MuslimCraft: Where every block is halal!

    MuslimCraft: Where every block is halal!
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 4598
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server where we have an abundance of Muslim villagers who will trade you diamonds for halal snacks! Our server is so diverse, we even have a mosque where you can pray for good loot drops!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where the creeper is the DJ and the skeletons are the bouncers. You can dance the night away while avoiding getting blown up!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary bacon tree! Legend has it that whoever finds it will have unlimited pork chops for life! So come on down and join the fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

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  • CringeCraft: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Lame

    CringeCraft: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Lame
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 8948
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Votes: 8326 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cringe is the name of the game! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a llama while dabbing and singing Justin Bieber songs. Yes, you read that right. This player was so amazed by the sheer cringe factor that they couldn’t help but stay and become a part of our wacky community.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a penguin disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away with their pet dinosaurs and talking cacti. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts glitter!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringeworthy as it is hilarious, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with memes, pranks, and unforgettable moments!

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  • Nikke’s Nonsense Kingdom

    Nikke’s Nonsense Kingdom
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 7767
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Ores Mined: 6660
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Runes Activated: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our Nikke 1.5 anniversary celebration is going to be wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Expect shitty melodramatic flashback stories that will make you question your own existence. And don’t even get me started on the goddess wank – it’s going to be off the charts!

    – Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be a superhero in our world?

    – Our community is filled with the craziest, most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • BlockyBlacksBanishedLOLZ

    BlockyBlacksBanishedLOLZ
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 5355
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 105791 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have expelled all mobs except for the blacks! That’s right, we’ve created a world where only black sheep, black cats, and black rabbits roam free. Why, you ask? Because we believe in diversity, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

    Join us on this server for a chance to experience a world like no other. Build your own black-themed creations, explore black biomes, and battle black mobs in epic quests. Who knew that the color black could be so fun and exciting?

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind why all the other mobs were expelled… 😉

    New Minecraft Server
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