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Chu Mwah Minecraft Server

chu, chu mwah kisses affection love romance cute smooch embrace sweet intimate passion relationship tender adoration cuddle heartwarming sentimental bonding connection, Minecraft, MWAH, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mines Excavated:	3998	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server in the universe, where rainbows shoot out of creepers and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, build a house made entirely of cake, and battle against an army of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the carrots in the land.

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us on the weekends. Plus, our moderators are actually unicorns who grant wishes to all players who find the hidden pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

So come on, darling, don’t miss out on the most fabulous Minecraft experience of your life! chu mwah~

Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
New Chunks Explored:	725296	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	656	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Enchantments Applied:	229	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Emeralds Found:	3059
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchantments Applied:	133
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

speedvanilla.com

NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

1.12.2, co-owned, Community, Creative, Discord, Discordsrv, Forge, ironswordX, Listing, luckperms, members, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, NerdyDudeGuy11, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SpongeForge, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	49899
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

142.44.227.82:25597

Last Exile Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime classics, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Series, childhood memories, classic anime, Exile, forgotten anime, forgotten classics, forgotten favorites, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, Forgotten shows, Last Exile, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remembered shows, rewatch, Sci Fi, Server, Steampunk

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?