Chronoa Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BrigadeCraft – Gear up or get creeped out!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	71
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

so, like, ukraine is all like “we need more military stuff” but they can’t even equip like, half of their brigades? lol what a fail, amirite? but like, on this epic minecraft server, you can totally be the hero ukraine needs! join us and help them equip all their brigades with diamond swords and enchanted armor! show zelenskyy how it’s done, yo! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan epic battles against the evil mobs and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever! #ukraine #minecraft #diamondswordsarelife 😂🤣🤪

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where Femhumies roam free and rule the land! We have a special edition just for Femhumies where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the world!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret war brewing within the server that will keep you on your toes. Join a faction and fight for glory and honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special invite to the NA WoWg community where you can join the X-faction and dominate the virtual world. Plus, our EU guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, on Argent Dawn is always looking for new members to join their crazy adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bee nice to other busybodies as you embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Bzzbzz!

Grotesquerie Minecraft SMP Countdown

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7730	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	302260	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Love Letters Sent:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding pigs and lava traps to win a prize of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FiredCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Communication, employee behavior, FIRED, FiredCraft, front desk, guest requests, guest services, Guilt, Hotel, Housekeeping, job responsibilities, Minecraft, new job, Professionalism, Server, supervisor, tattle tale, team dynamics, teamwork, Termination, workplace dynamics

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where interacting with new players may result in them getting fired… from the game! Just like how Zack and Dana were let go after crossing paths with our new player, you too can experience the thrill of unexpected consequences in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos, where asking for extra resources may lead to unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with a fellow player over virtual towels!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this game, there are no guarantees – except for a good time filled with laughter and outrageous stories. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our crazy virtual universe!

MommaBan Minecraft Server

alcohol, Alcoholic, baby shower, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, family, family dynamics, Grandchild, helicopter parent, in-laws, Minecraft, MommaBan, mother-in-law, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Rude, Safety, Server, weight, work

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4995
Votes:	2394	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Runes Activated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to escape the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself. Plus, we promise not to judge your body or your baby-watching decisions like some people in real life do.

Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what their mother-in-law thinks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Instant Cure City

Advanced technology, APPOINTMENTS, canceling, city, colds, commitments, convenience, cure, efficiency, EXCUSE, future technology, futuristic, Headaches, health, Healthcare, innovation, INSTANT, instant cure, medical advancements, productivity, progress, Time management, wellness

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can cure ur colds and headaches with advanced tech!!! no more lame excuses for canceling plans, just hop on da server and feel better instantly!!! we got magical potions and healing spells dat will make u feel like a superhero!!! come join da fun and never worry about being sick again!!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from da zombie apocalypse, cuz u never know when dat sh*t gonna go down!!! so join now and be prepared for anything!!! #curemyheadache #zombiebunkerparty

Under Construction Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (we said no because he’s a total party pooper).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can bust a move with skeletons and zombies who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, not literally…we hope). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends.

Zero Blu-ray Box Minecraft SMP: Aldnoah New Episode

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual rollercoaster ride! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that can only be accessed by doing the Chicken Dance in real life while playing the game. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a build-off every full moon. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of golden apples. If you lose, well, let’s just say you don’t want to lose.

3. We have a hidden dimension called the Potato Realm where everything is made out of potatoes. Want a potato pickaxe? Done. Potato armor? You got it. Potato pets? Absolutely.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures of your virtual life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled EP24.5: Fragments of Rain -The Penultimate Truth- episode while mining for diamonds. 😉🥔🎉 #PotatoPower

OverworkedOcelot Minecraft SMP

Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, overwhelmed, overworked, OverworkedOcelot, Relaxation, reset button, self-care, self-care practices, self-care routine, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Crops Grown:	8861	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Looking for a place to escape the real world and let loose in a virtual one? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be overwhelmed with is the amount of diamonds you’ll find! Our server is the perfect reset button for when life gets too stressful.

Need a break from your annoying boss? Come build a castle and pretend they’re the evil dragon trying to take it down. Sick of your noisy neighbors? Take out your frustrations by creating elaborate redstone traps to prank your fellow players.

And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our weekly “Hunger Games” style events where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (not redeemable in real life, sorry). So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).

Caution: May cause addiction

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Warning: Joining this server may cause uncontrollable laughter, extreme happiness, and an addiction to building pixelated worlds. Our server is so fun, even creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun! From epic build battles to hilarious mini-games, you’ll never want to log off. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. So come join us, but be warned – you may never want to leave!