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  • CubooCraft: The SMP Chronicles

    CubooCraft: The SMP Chronicles
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 3233
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Farms Harvested: 388
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is run by a real-life Cuboo! That’s right, a literal Cuboo is in charge of this SMP and he’s always up to some wacky shenanigans.

    Join our server if you want to participate in epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. And don’t worry, our Cuboo is always there to guide you with his infinite wisdom (and occasional derpiness).

    But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle: Creeper Edition” where you have to build the most explosive creation possible before the timer runs out. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DropoutGabeMC SMP – Season 2: The Minecraft Chronicles

    DropoutGabeMC SMP – Season 2: The Minecraft Chronicles
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 2849
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Star Shards Collected: 264 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Season 2 of Gabriel Dropout has been announced and Berkshire Hathaway is selling all of their stocks! It’s pure chaos and you never know what outrageous event will happen next. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll receive a diamond block from Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness unfold!

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  • Villager Wars: The Vanilla Chronicles

    Villager Wars: The Vanilla Chronicles
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 813
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Potions Brewed: 169
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 83 Emeralds Found: 3871
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

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    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Server Type Survival
    Cheats No
    Creative Mode No

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Can I use cheats on this server? No, cheats are not allowed on this server. It is a true survival experience.
    Is creative mode available on this server? No, creative mode is disabled to maintain the challenge of survival gameplay.
    How can I join this realm? You can join using the realm invite link or entering the realm code in the Minecraft client.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Creeper Chronicles

    Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Creeper Chronicles
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 5040
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We don’t have any mods because who needs ’em when you have the power of pure insanity on your side.

    Join us for the Moonfire Faire where you can trade diamonds for fireworks and set off a display that will make the Ender Dragon jealous. Don’t forget to attend our meetups, like the Monthly Male Meetup where we discuss the latest fashion trends in diamond armor.

    Need resources? We’ve got ’em! Just don’t ask where they came from, some say a herd of sheep sacrificed themselves to the Minecraft gods for our benefit. And if you’re looking for a Free Company, ours is the best – we have a secret underground base where we plot to take over the entire server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

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  • FroZoneCraft SMP – Snowbreak Chronicles #404

    FroZoneCraft SMP – Snowbreak Chronicles #404
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 1192
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Potions Brewed: 154 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

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    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, we had to make multiple trailers just to contain all the chaos. From Operation Midnight to Fenny Trailer to Version 2.0, we’ve got it all!

    Join us on this rollercoaster of events, from Loverush Party to Specular Matrix to Endless Battle. And let’s not forget about the Hero Games and Torrent of Fire – it’s like a never-ending party in Minecraft land!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got banners like Fantasies of Yore and Fenny – Starshine, with weapons like Heart Hunter and Blitzing Fangs. And don’t forget to redeem your codes for some extra goodies – because who doesn’t love free stuff?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some great waifus along the way. See you in the game, snowbros!

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  • FemkekCraft SMP: The Cuckitini Chronicles

    FemkekCraft SMP: The Cuckitini Chronicles
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 3379
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 650930
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and maybe even a chance encounter with a diamond-encrusted llama!

    We once had Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone try to join our server, but she couldn’t handle the intensity of our PvP battles and had to retreat to her peaceful single-player world. And don’t even get us started on the time we tried to organize a mixed relay race in Minecraft – let’s just say things got a little chaotic when someone accidentally summoned a horde of creepers onto the track.

    So, if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity, come join our Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules (except for no griefing, of course). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Zeldtroidvania Legacy – The Lego Starwars Chronicles

    Minecraft SMP: Zeldtroidvania Legacy – The Lego Starwars Chronicles
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 3564
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 53 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 436
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we’ve turned the game into a 3D Zeldtroidvania adventure!

    Embark on a quest to collect Kyber bricks and unlock different categories of characters like Astromech, Scoundrel, and Bounty Hunter to solve puzzles and defeat enemies. And get this – there’s over 1200 Kyber bricks to collect, so get ready for some serious grinding!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the largest and most complex map you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. With tons of hidden secrets and challenges waiting for you around every corner, you’ll never run out of things to do.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and wildest adventure of your life!

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  • The Chaos Chronicles: The Misadventures of a Full-sized Anarchic PVP World with All the Mods 10.

    The Chaos Chronicles: The Misadventures of a Full-sized Anarchic PVP World with All the Mods 10.
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 2584
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7132
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 27
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

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    Chaos Chronicles – Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Chaos Chronicles – Survival Anarchy Minecraft Server Running ATM10 Modpack V0.30

    Tired of servers that wipe out all your hard work after a few months? Welcome to Chaos Chronicles, a survival anarchy server where the only rule is… there are no rules.

    We’re running the ATM10 (All the Mods 10) modpack, version 0.30, on a full-sized Minecraft world. Whether you want to build, destroy, explore, or dominate, Chaos Chronicles is the place for you.

    Why did I create this server? Simple: I wanted a world that will last. No resets, no interruptions—just pure, unfiltered survival anarchy. Here, your actions have consequences that will stand the test of time.

    I’ll be keeping the server updated with important additions and fixes as they come from the All the Mods team, ensuring the best experience for everyone involved.

    Temporary Connection Address: ChaosChronicles.playminecraft.online

    Discord: https://discord.gg/kn234mxpz5

    Let the chronicles of chaos begin.

    FAQ
    Q: Are there any rules on Chaos Chronicles? A: No, there are no rules on Chaos Chronicles. It’s a survival anarchy server where anything goes.
    Q: How often does the server world reset? A: The server world does not reset on Chaos Chronicles. Your creations will last indefinitely.
    Q: Can I use cheats or hacks on the server? A: While there are no specific rules against cheats or hacks, their usage is at your own discretion and may affect your gameplay experience.
    Q: How can I report an issue or suggest a server improvement? A: You can join our Discord server and share your feedback with the community and server administrators.
    Q: Is PvP allowed on the server? A: Yes, PvP is allowed on Chaos Chronicles. Be prepared to defend yourself and your creations against other players.

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  • RubyCraft SMP: Scarletverse Chronicles – Cookie Connoisseur Edition

    RubyCraft SMP: Scarletverse Chronicles – Cookie Connoisseur Edition
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 7844
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 30 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Emeralds Found: 2177 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Zombie Dances: 1

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in our 4chan’s collective RWBY AU where anything goes! Want to share your own OCs, lore, and AI generated images? We welcome it all!

    But before you jump in, here are some outrageous rules to follow: 1. Worship Scarlet like your life depends on it. 2. Make sure to read the Pastebin, because if you don’t, Scarlet will haunt your dreams. 3. Watch out for trolls, falseflaggers, and edgelords – they’re scarier than the Ender Dragon. 4. No complaining about other ships, unless you want to face the wrath of Scarlet herself. 5. Any regular RWBY discussion goes to RWBY/RT General, we’re too busy creating chaos here. 6. Most importantly, have fun or Scarlet will curse your diamond pickaxe!

    We even have general Greentexts, Anon’s Greentexts, and Tiermakers for your entertainment. And don’t forget to check out our Scarletverse Fics, because who needs diamonds when you have fanfiction?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just remember, Scarlet is always watching…

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  • The Rosen Garten SMP Chronicles

    The Rosen Garten SMP Chronicles
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 3367
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 167 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

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    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there, where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us at Casino Course, where you can mine diamonds by day and hit the slots by night.

    Our server is run by a group of eccentric millionaires who got bored of real life and decided to create their own virtual paradise. Rumor has it that if you win big at the casino, you might even get a chance to meet the elusive Diamond Dolphin, who grants wishes to lucky players.

    But beware, the server is also home to the notorious Creeper Mafia, a group of explosive gangsters who will stop at nothing to protect their turf. Will you join forces with them or take them down from the inside? The choice is yours.

    So come on down to Casino Course, where the stakes are high and the fun never stops. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

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  • Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

    Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 2953
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Dimension Hops: 15 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4

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    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

    Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

    As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

    ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 7101
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1624 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 6477
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 8

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

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  • Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 870
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 6869
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 155 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

    So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

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  • PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

    PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 2034
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 6

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

    Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • Crafty RPG Haters

    Crafty RPG Haters
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 1138
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

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  • Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

    Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 8638
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Animals Bred: 85 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Zombie Dances: 9

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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  • Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

    Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 2426
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

    Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

    On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

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  • SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

    SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 9446
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

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  • Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

    Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 320
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Farms Harvested: 501
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 25

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  • TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

    TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 3983
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Towns Built: 9

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    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

    Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

    Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

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