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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5134 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
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