Chronic Pain MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyPainRelief: NoAddictRisk

Medical, Treatment, Alternative Medicine, CraftyPainRelief, Relief

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur dream castle, fight off zombies with ur pet llama, and even ride a flying pig! sounds crazy, right? well, on this server, anything is possible!

not only that, but we have the most epic events like a giant chicken race where u can win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a treasure hunt where u can find the legendary golden apple of awesomeness! and get this, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons!

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items like the enchanted sword of bacon and the infinity bow of unicorns! and if u join now, u’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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TaxiCraft: No Rides for You

CAR, Chronic pain, roommate, ENTITLEMENT, bus fare

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your entitled roommates? Are you sick of being kicked out of bed just because you’re the only one with a driver’s license? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual car and drive it wherever you want without being guilt-tripped by anyone. No more 100+ mile drives every week, no more cold shoulders for setting boundaries. And the best part? You can even run over virtual zombies for stress relief!

So come join us and leave all your real-life chauffeur duties behind. Who needs reliable transportation when you have a blocky world to explore? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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CraftyPlague: Infectiously Fun Server

mental illness, Infectiously, healthcare costs, Chronic pain, anxiety

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for the worst illness of all – boring gameplay! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – unless you catch a case of the “boring server blues”!

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MindfulCraft: Pain-Free Vets!

mindfulness for veterans, mindfulness therapy, mindfulness techniques, mindfulness for chronic pain, Chronic pain

So, like, you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly you feel this pain in your back like you just got hit by a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, my fellow blockheads, cuz this server is here to save the day! We got this new research that says if you join our server, your chronic pain will magically disappear like a stack of diamonds in your inventory!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated PvP battle and suddenly you feel this wave of mindfulness wash over you like a soothing potion of healing. Your well-being is through the roof, and you’re slaying zombies left and right with a newfound sense of inner peace.

Join us on this epic adventure where pain is just a distant memory and mindfulness is the key to unlocking your full potential in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyPainLand

surgery, Chronic pain, healing, acute pain, Recovery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pain you feel is when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to give you the most physical pain you’ve ever experienced!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break is actually a disguised cactus waiting to prick you, every mob you encounter is a ninja creeper ready to explode in your face, and every step you take is on a bed of lego blocks!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special PvP arena where instead of fighting with swords and bows, you have to engage in a heated dance battle with the Ender Dragon! And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Pain” where the stakes are high and the pain is even higher!

So if you’re ready to test your pain tolerance and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our server and prepare to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

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IcePackRage Minecraft Server

Server, Meltdown, Chronic pain, friendship, roommate

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ice pack drama like this! Join us and leave all your knee injuries behind, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about frozen vegetables.

Our server is so cool, even cooler than that $40 ice pack that everyone fights over. We guarantee that you won’t have to cry over melted ice packs or deal with any accusations of ableism here. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about getting called out for holding someone accountable.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! Who needs ice packs when you have a virtual world to conquer?

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CannaCraftFunLand

law, Cannabis, Chronic pain, legislation, enters into force

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than ukraine legalizing medical weed! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers dancing to dubstep. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

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BlockyPainLand

pain management, emergency room visit, excruciating pain, pain experience, pain tolerance

Have you ever been hit in the face with a flying pig while riding a roller coaster made of lava in Minecraft? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises. We promise you’ll never experience pain like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

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PainCraft: Ouch Edition

excruciating pain, unbearable agony, unbearable suffering, Ouch, Chronic pain

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigs riding on giant chickens, or if you want to mine diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – our server also offers the most unique and challenging quests that will test your skills to the limit. From rescuing a village of talking cows from an evil witch to building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, the possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

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BlockyAddictCraft

addiction, study, at risk, signs, opioids

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give you unlimited steak!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so addictive, it’s like an opioid painkiller for your gaming soul! Once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop! We got 148 studies to prove it, involving over 4.3 million players who are now addicted to our server!

And get this, 1 in 3 players show signs of becoming dependent on our server, and 1 in 8 are at risk of misusing their time by playing too much! So come on, join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! You won’t regret it, unless you have a problem with addiction, then maybe you should stay away. But who cares about that, right? Let’s play!

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