Chronic illness Minecraft Servers

Chronic Illness

  • Crafty Carnivores | Bowel Blockade Battle

    Crafty Carnivores | Bowel Blockade Battle

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazee adventures and wild stories? well u gotta join our server! we got a bunch of kewl stuff like flying pigs and talking llamas.

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! they ate so much candy they turned into a giant gummy bear! it was so funny, everyone was laughing for days.

    another player built a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. they survived by wearing a suit made of marshmallows. it was epic!

    so come join us on our server and have the time of ur life! who knows what crazy things will happen next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoomerCraft SMP

    BoomerCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers filled with kids and teenagers? Join our exclusive SMP for people in their 40s and up!

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – did you know that as you get older, your Minecraft building skills actually improve? It’s like a fine wine, getting better with age. Plus, we have a secret potion in our server that reverses aging effects in real life. So join us and stay forever young in both Minecraft and the real world!

    But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of elderly ninja villagers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle zombie chickens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP for the ultimate Minecraft experience for seasoned players. Age is just a number, but in our server, it’s the key to unlocking epic adventures and endless fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AuntieCraft: No More Illness!

    AuntieCraft: No More Illness!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us and build your own virtual world, far away from crazy aunts and their wild stories. On our server, you won’t find any pot-throwing incidents or burnt dads, just pure fun and creativity.

    Explore vast landscapes, mine for diamonds, and maybe even ride a virtual wheelchair (without the drama, of course). Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your imagination run wild.

    So why wait? Join now and leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who knows, you might even find a virtual big toe to replace the one your aunt lost!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyPlague: Infectiously Fun Server

    CraftyPlague: Infectiously Fun Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for the worst illness of all – boring gameplay! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – unless you catch a case of the “boring server blues”!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SugarCraftCity

    SugarCraftCity

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how u get those cravings for sugary snacks and u just cant stop eating them? well, on our server, we have so many sugary treats that u will never want to leave! we have candy mountains, chocolate rivers, and even a donut forest! plus, all that sugar will give u the energy u need to mine for diamonds all day long! come join us and watch as ur type 2 diabetes increases by almost 20% in just one week! its gonna be a wild ride, so bring ur insulin and get ready to party!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ToiletTroubleCraft

    ToiletTroubleCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is welcome, regardless of their disability status or lack thereof! We don’t discriminate here, unlike that wheelchair warrior who tried to gatekeep the disabled toilets in real life.

    Join our server and build your own accessible toilets for all to use, disabled or not! Show that judgmental prick from the restaurant what true inclusivity looks like. Plus, you never know when you might need a quick escape to the virtual bathroom during a heated PvP battle – no judgment here!

    So come on in, craft your heart out, and remember: on our server, everyone is disabled…ly awesome at Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HerpesCraft: Infectiously Fun Server

    HerpesCraft: Infectiously Fun Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, picture this: you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a portal to the land of herpes. but don’t worry, it’s not the gross kind of herpes, it’s the fun kind!

    on this server, you can infect other players with the curse of having to make awkward decisions about their love life. do you tell your crush about your herpes and risk scaring them away? or do you keep it a secret and hope for the best? the choice is yours!

    but that’s not all! we also have special herpes-themed mini-games, like “herpes tag” and “herpes hide and seek”. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    so come join us on the land of herpes, where the only thing spreading faster than the disease itself is the laughter. see you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ForeverCraft GutDisruptors

    ForeverCraft GutDisruptors

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur gut microbiome forever? well, look no further cuz our server is LIT with forever chemicals that will make ur gut bacteria go wild!

    imagine logging on and suddenly ur character starts pooping out diamonds cuz ur gut microbiome is so messed up from all the crazy chemicals on our server. u’ll be the richest player in the game AND have the healthiest gut around.

    plus, u never know what kind of metabolic diseases u might develop later in life from all the fun u had on our server. it’s like a surprise waiting for u around every corner!

    so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft server out there. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have a gut microbiome adventure of a lifetime?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape

    CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!

    join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!

    but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the hero u were always meant to be! trust us, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • InsulinCraft: No Cap Utilization

    InsulinCraft: No Cap Utilization

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE INSULIN FOR YOUR BORING LIFE, BUT WITHOUT THE CAPS! JOIN US AND YOUR UTILIZATION OF FUN WILL BE THROUGH THE ROOF! WE HAVE STATE-LEVEL CRAZINESS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, BATTLE MONSTERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH PIXELATED LLAMAS! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE INSANE ADVENTURES AWAITING YOU ON THIS SERVER!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP