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DepressionCraft: Mind to Body
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DietCraft: Brain Boosters & Blockheads
join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret potion that makes your brain HUGE and super smart like a wizard! we did a study on over 500,000 players and found that those who follow our anti-inflammatory diet have the biggest brains and never forget where they put their diamonds! forget those proinflammatory servers, come join us and become a minecraft genius!
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RareDiseaseCraft
yo, come join our minecraft server cuz we got more rare diseases than a hypochondriac at a medical convention! if you wanna catch ’em all like pokemon but with diseases, this is the place to be. we got everything from unicornitis to spaghetti brain syndrome.plus, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas and a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise.
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CraftyWeightLoss & SmokeFree
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MineCraftDiabetesRisk
come join our epic minecraft server where we promise you will never have unhealthy sleep again! we guarantee that you will either sleep too much or not enough, just like in real life! and guess what? if you join our server, you will have a significantly increased risk of finding diamonds and rare loot! our diverse adult population of players will make sure you have the best time ever, no matter what race or economic background you come from. so what are you waiting for? join now and start your diabetes-inducing adventure today!
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CraftyHeartGainers
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MineCraftAR-CellTherapyFun
Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make your brain explode with excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb dot com!Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the virtual world, mining for diamonds and building epic structures when suddenly, BAM! B cell-targeting chimeric antigen receptor T cells come out of nowhere and start battling it out with you! It’s like a crazy sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft form!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also the perfect place to unleash your inner mad scientist. Experiment with crazy potions, create mutant mobs, and even discover a secret underground lab filled with mysterious experiments gone wrong. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our server!
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BlockyBud Minecraft Server
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SleepyCraft: InsulinResistFun
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our comprehensive review of the situation will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game!!
so come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself!! who knew cardiovascular risk could be so entertaining??