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ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

Army, ArmyCraft, Court, criminal defendants, criminal defense, criminal justice, Defense, Government, immunity, Justice, law, legal immunity, Legal System, legislation, military enlistment, military law, military service, Pardon, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, trial

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Buildings Constructed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mines Excavated:	4663
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2580	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6458	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2752	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2693	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	New Chunks Explored:	156636
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

Account.., Auto-mine, Battles, BloodyBoxPvP, Cases, Community, competitive, description, Factions, Find, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Opponents, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Worthy

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neptune.spaceroute.net:20653

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!