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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 8614 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 31501 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 5096 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?