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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1773 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Animals Bred: | 188 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
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