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VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, demolished, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, FEARS, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, putin, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukrainian attack, villa, VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN, world news

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

come join our minecraft server where we demolish villas like putin’s for fun because we’re scared of ukrainian attacks! we have crazy pvp battles and build battles where the winner gets to launch a missile at their opponent’s base! join now for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle and unleash chaos on the server! who needs putin’s villa when you can have a minecraft kingdom of your own?!

BlockyLife Rises Slowly

20th Century, Aging population, Analysis, BlockyLife, demographic trends, Falling, global trends, health, Healthcare, life span., Longevity, mortality rates, public health, rapid rises, research findings, Rises, Rises in life expectancy, slowed dramatically, slowed significantly, Slowly, statistical analysis, US

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7289
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

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we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

banner, comfortable game, donation, Lazy, MAXIMUM SPEED, Minecraft, OnlyYou server, Server, strongest win, Survival, without private

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

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Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

apply, blast, changes, Community, Discord, Enival, Experience, Explore, Fun, hang out, java, Minecraft, Mods, Players, Qol, Semivanilla, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat, Votes, World Map, Youll

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Star Shards Collected:	231
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

banned, blocky, content violation, image violation, Images, inappropriate content, Minecraft, Server, streaming rules, streaming violations, TOS violation, twitch, twitch bans, twitch community guidelines, Twitch consequences, Twitch enforcement, Twitch Guidelines, Twitch image policies, Twitch image rules, Twitch image violations, Twitch moderation, Twitch penalties, Twitch suspensions, Twitch terms of service, twitch tos

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	81	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

#venting, bad, Catharsis, Community, coping, Downbad, Edition, emotional release, emotions, Empathy, feelings, healing, letting it out, mental health, Minecraft, Release, self-care, Self-expression, sharing, smp, stress relief, Support, Therapy, Understanding, vent

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	772	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, coworker, coworker conflict, CryCraft, emotional response, equal treatment, Manager, medical field, parental responsibilities, Professionalism, scheduling conflict, set schedule, single parent, sports and classes, Tears, tenure, unfair treatment, work environment, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

deepest regret, Guilt, healing, learning from mistakes, letting go, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableSteve, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-forgiveness, shame, smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4875	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

blood pressure, brain scans, Brainstem, Breathing, breathlessness, Bungalow, control centre, Covid patients, COVID symptoms, FATIGUE, functions, healthcare implications, heart rate, hospitalised, inflammation, long covid, long term, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological effects, respiratory system, Server, Severe Covid infections

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!