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if u join now, u might even stumble upon a portal to the 80s where u can battle pixelated dinosaurs and ride neon-colored unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
so come on, hop on this minecraft time machine and let’s make history together. cuz who needs “Back To The Future” when u can have “Block To The Future” on this server?