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Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Ores Mined:	8954	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

FightClubCraft

aita, Apologize.., christmas present, DAUGHTER, Doll, expensive, Fight, FightClubCraft, Friends, play date, purpose, reimbursement, school club, son not welcome, telling mom, UNCOMFORTABLE, understand, Upset, wrong, young

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Farms Harvested:	182
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a virtual playdate with your friends and their kids, where anything can happen.

Experience the thrill of snapping dolls in our virtual world – but be prepared for the consequences! Our players take their dolls very seriously, just like Amy and Ben. Will you be the one to make Amy cry and refuse to play with you ever again?

Join us for outrageous playdates where expensive dolls are the norm and parents are willing to reimburse you for any damages. Who knew dolls for a 7-year-old could cost so much? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Make friends, break dolls, and navigate the complex relationships between kids and parents. Will you be the one to banish a player from your virtual house for snapping dolls on purpose? Or will you forgive and forget, just like Jane suggests?

Come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where kids are kids and drama is just a click away. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual playdate gone wrong – but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so exciting?

CraftyLand: Where Pixels Rule, Free Builds, Noobs Welcome! #LandOfTheFree #MinecraftMadness

Builds, christmas present, consequences, CraftyLand, DAUGHTER, free, gun, land of the free, LandOfTheFree, lifetime sentence, Loss, Michigan court, MinecraftMadness, Mother, Noobs, parents, pixels, prison sentence, RESPONSIBILITY, rule, school girls, schoolshooter boys, schoolshooters, sentencing, Shooting, Tragedy, trigger, young person

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ores Mined:	7455	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous things can happen! Join now and experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world.

Are you looking for a server where you can build, mine, and explore? Well, look no further because we have it all! Plus, if you join now, you might even get a chance to witness some mind-blowing events like school shooters’ parents getting a 15-year prison sentence for giving their son a gun as a Christmas present.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine the drama when the boy, who received the gun as a gift, actually used it for a school shooting. Talk about a plot twist! And don’t even get us started on the school girl’s mother who lost her daughter in the tragic event – she definitely had some choice words for the boys’ parents.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest stories that only Minecraft can offer. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will unfold next!

GrindCraft20sPayOff

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about mortgage payments? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself begged to join, but we had to turn him down because he kept griefing our builds. We have secret treasure caves filled with enchanted loot and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world responsibilities and embrace your inner block-building genius, come join us on our server. Who needs a 401k when you can have a chest full of emeralds instead?

Neolib-Free Immigration Craft

citizenship, Craft, foreign relations, foreigners, Government, immigration, immigration control, IMMIGRATION LAWS, Immigration Policy, immigration process, immigration reform, immigration regulations, immigration system, international politics, neoliberal ideology, NeolibFree, policy, Politics, putin, residency, russia, Visa, Western

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should. first of all, putin himself is streamlining the immigration process for all u foreigners who are totally against that western ‘neoliberal ideology’. like, how crazy is that? u can come build ur blocky empire without any of that capitalist nonsense holding u back.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just run into putin himself wandering around, mining for diamonds and slaying creepers. he’s like the ultimate minecraft boss, am i right?

oh, and did i mention that there are secret underground tunnels leading to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor? u gotta be quick though, cuz word on the street is that the room is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are not too happy about intruders.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, action-packed, putin-approved minecraft server out there. trust me, u won’t regret it.

EcoCraft: Carbon Sequestration

#sustainability, atmosphere, Biodiversity, carbon, carbon footprint, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate change, climate resilience, EcoCraft, ecological balance, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, Environmental Protection, Freshwater Ecosystems, global warming, greenhouse gas reduction, Natural resources, Nature, Sequestration, Storing Carbon, Underground, water conservation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

yo, come join our minecraft server where we fight climate change by planting trees and building underwater cities to store all that carbon. we got dolphins riding pigs, polar bears doing the macarena, and creepers planting flowers instead of exploding. plus, our freshwater ecosystems are so fresh, you can drink straight from the rivers without getting diarrhea. join us and help save the world, one block at a time!

Easy as pie tart [SMP] in the land of 1.21+

Abilities, Adventure, Buy, Combat, custom enchantments, disciplines, EASY, Economy, entrepreneur, Features, gameplay, Land, Perks, Pie, player, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Resources, Sell, skills system, smp, Survival, Tart, Trade, wealth

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Votes:	4065	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Overview of Ezartla Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Land Claiming	Protect your creations from griefers with our land claiming system.
Player-Run Economy	Trade, buy, and sell with other players to amass wealth and resources.
Ranks	Earn ranks through gameplay and unlock unique perks.
Custom Enchantments	Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization.
Skills System	Level up skills in various disciplines to unlock new abilities.
Massive World	Explore a vast world 50,000 by 50,000 blocks.
Minecraft 1.21	Experience the latest version with new features and blocks.

FAQs for Ezartla Minecraft Server

1. How can I protect my creations on the server?

Use the land claiming system to protect your builds from griefers.

2. How can I earn wealth on the server?

Engage in player-run economy by trading, buying, and selling with other players.

3. How do I unlock perks and abilities?

Earn ranks through gameplay achievements to unlock unique perks.

4. What are custom enchantments and how do I get them?

Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization as you play.

5. How do I level up skills?

Hone your skills in various disciplines to unlock new abilities and become a master.

6. How big is the world on the server?

Explore a massive world that is 50,000 by 50,000 blocks.

7. What Minecraft version is the server running?

Experience the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with all its new features and mechanics.

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

1000 years in the past, 300 years in the future, alternate history, BMWF, FANTASY, female empowerment, female warriors, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, Girlboss, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Minecraft, Sci Fi, Server, speculative fiction, strong female characters, time manipulation, time period, time travel, Women empowerment, Worldbuilding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where history is turned upside down and inside out! Step into a world 300 years in the future where BMWs roam the land like wild horses, because who needs logic when you’re playing Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Travel back 1000 years in the past where women are girlbossing their way through battles as fierce warriors, because who says history has to be accurate in a blocky world of creativity and chaos?

Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity as we defy all expectations and have a blast building, exploring, and laughing our way through this wacky Minecraft server. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

InYourCuntCraft SMP: Unhappy & Unlucky

emotional burden, Emotional healing, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, heaviness, inner peace, InYourCuntCraft, life journey, life struggles, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, smp, unhappiness, Unhappy, Unlucky

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5149

Are you tired of living in a boring world where happiness is as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of unhappiness! Join us and experience a world where every block you break is a step towards true fulfillment and joy.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately feel a weight lifted off your shoulders. The sun is shining, the pigs are oinking, and your fellow players are building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. You join in on the fun, crafting and building to your heart’s content, and suddenly, you realize that this is where you truly belong.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your fortune? Or will you let fear hold you back, like it has in your real life?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let go of your unhappiness once and for all. Who knows, you might even find true happiness in the most unexpected of places – like a virtual blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

FragrantCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, awkward situations, body odor, Communication, considerate behavior, DATING, dating etiquette, embarrassing moments, emotional intelligence, FragrantCraft, Honesty, hurt feelings, Minecraft, personal hygiene, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, social etiquette, tactfulness

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	2036	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs smell better than that guy’s pants! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and the freshest air you’ll ever breathe in a virtual world. Don’t let a rancid date ruin your gaming experience, come join us and leave the stinky situations behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. So why wait? Join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve unpleasant odors!

HubbyHomesickCraft

caregiving, comfort, Communication, compromise, family, HubbyHomesickCraft, husband, Illness, inconsiderate, love, Marriage, MONDAY, parents, relationship, Rude, selfish, sick, Support, Understanding, work

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	296356	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for some epic building challenges, crazy mini-games, and a community that will always have your back (unlike some husbands we know).

Forget about feeling sick and unloved, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always be there to support you, even if you accidentally blow up their house with TNT (oops).

So come on over and let’s build a world where you never have to worry about being called selfish for wanting a little TLC. Plus, we promise our players won’t ditch you for Fortnite nights at their parents’ house. 😉

ToxicTaterTot – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, bad friend, competitive, Controlling, dishonest, disloyal, DISRESPECTFUL, easily missed signs, friendship warning signs, jealous, lack of empathy, manipulative, Minecraft, negative influence, one sided, red flags, selfish, smp, toxic behavior, ToxicTaterTot, unhealthy relationships, unreliable, untrustworthy

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some truly wild and wacky adventures!

Join our server if you want to befriend a group of players who are so chaotic that they make creepers look like cuddly kittens. From pranking each other with TNT traps to starting impromptu dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, not everyone can handle the craziness of our community. If you see someone building a house out of obsidian and calling it a “modern art masterpiece,” that’s a sure sign that they’ll fit right in. But if someone starts hoarding all the diamonds and refuses to share, well, let’s just say they might not be the best friend material.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, pull off some epic pranks, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

MineCraftTruths

acceptance, difficult truths, embracing change, emotional resilience., facing challenges, facing reality, growth mindset., growth opportunities, inner peace, life lessons, mental strength, MineCraftTruths, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, positive mindset, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8300	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will have you questioning reality itself.

On our server, you’ll encounter mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas that will challenge your Minecraft skills like never before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who dare to find it.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to face off against evil mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows that will stop at nothing to thwart your progress. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges that await them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the universe along the way.