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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8505 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 140 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 3022 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.