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LineParkLulz

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking etiquette is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect spot next to the store, only to have a wild encounter with a car parked on the line. Will they ding your car? Will you be blamed for their poor parking skills? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with mini-games inspired by this epic parking saga. Test your skills in the “Close Call Door Squeeze” challenge or try your luck in the “Line Parking Showdown”. Who knew parking could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of parking drama and outrageous encounters. Who needs boring old parking lots when you can have this much fun in our Minecraft server? See you there!

CraftyComrades: Your Expedition BFFs

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5677
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. They will guide you through epic quests and battles like no other!

2. The server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, held up by nothing but the power of unicorn farts. Yes, you read that right. Unicorn farts.

3. Our community is made up of friendly zombies, talking sheep, and even a few sassy skeletons who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

4. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Can you find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild expedition and let the madness begin!

Crafty Colonists – Minecraft meets Rimworld in this wacky server for survival enthusiasts!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, the Cosmic Horrors Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First of all, our DLC is totally worth it. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – pure chaos and awesomeness. And the book? Oh, it’s a must-read for all game devs and cube gamers. It’s like the Bible of Minecraft, but with more explosions.

As for mods, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman. Use them and you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again. And don’t even think about bringing Dwarf Fortress here – those dwarves are not welcome in our realm of cosmic horrors.

But wait, there’s more! We have links to all the essential resources you need, from patch notes to mod lists. And if you’re wondering which mods eat the most performance, we have a spreadsheet for that. And don’t forget to use Rimpy for managing your cubes – it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness of the Cosmic Horrors Edition. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.

Crafty Chickens: Where You Can Breed and Feed Your Way to Victory!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	7

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are breedable! 😂🦄 Join us and experience the thrill of encountering a breedable girl in the game – watch out for those heart palpitations and sweaty palms! 😅 Our server is so crazy, even evolution seems to be taking a vacation! 🤪 Who needs logic when you can have a hilarious and chaotic time with us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 🚀🌈 #MinecraftMadness #BreedableGirls #EvolutionIsOverrated 😜

LitCraft: Where even the creepers wear sunglasses

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Farms Harvested:	833	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the lighting is as wonky as an anime plot twist! Join us and witness the magic of an anime woman lighting up a room and suddenly everyone becomes darkly lit at the bottom image. It’s like a bizarre crossover episode you never knew you needed!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next you’re being chased by a herd of pixelated llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the lighting may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!

DickCraft: Where Big Black Cocks Roam Free

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mines Excavated:	4738	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Void Gems Collected:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with big black cocks…I mean chickens! Yes, chickens! Our server is home to the biggest, blackest, and most majestic chickens you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that one lucky player even rode a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers! So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to get a little cocky, then come join us and see if you can handle the big black cocks…I mean chickens!

Blocky Bedouins: Crafting Chaos in the Holy Land

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	6619
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated paradise where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone on the server into a parallel universe where diamonds grew on trees and zombies did the Macarena. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players ride on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords. And every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the land of blocky madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, player!

Kek’s Holy Minecraft Madness

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	176	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Projections Made:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is hotter than a Nether portal on fire! Join us as we witness the epic showdown between the legendary horse, Dramachuuba, and the infamous “Ramadan is a Festival” guy. Will Dramachuuba rise from the ashes like a Phoenix Block? Or will she be forever scarred by the epic roast?

But that’s not all folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden apples, because things are about to get wild!

CreepyCraft: Where Pedo-Relationships Are Not Allowed

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	455	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t push the boundaries of societal norms? Look no further, because our server is all about embracing controversial topics like pedophile relationships! Join us for a wild ride as we challenge the status quo and shake up the gaming world. Who knew mining blocks could be so scandalous? So come on, don’t be a moralfag, join our server and let’s start a revolution in gaming together!

Smokin’ Jewcraft: Blaze it up with !M59JlscFkI

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magic Items Found:	3896
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3008	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1796
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos in your virtual life? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you forget about impending nuclear doom!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a drone strike hits your virtual world! Will you survive the fallout and rebuild, or will you go out in a blaze of glory? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From exploding creepers to mischievous villagers, you never know what’s around the corner in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual survival in the face of impending nuclear disaster. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun?

HellCraft: Where Helldivers Rule and Diamonds Drool

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Imagine a world where you and your squad are Helldivers, fighting off alien threats in a galactic campaign to liberate planets. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even stepping on a landmine will have you laughing in disbelief.

Join us for outrageous battles, procedurally generated missions, and total strategic victory. And if that’s not enough, we have a wiki, guides, and equipment references to help you dominate the game. Plus, our latest patch and warbond will keep you on your toes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being a Helldiver. Just be careful where you step!