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  • Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3390

    Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3390

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server.

    – Have you ever wanted to fight an ICE DRAGON in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance in our ICE DRAGON SAGA event! Battle your way through snow and ice to claim victory and bragging rights among your friends.

    – Feeling brave? Join our upcoming Union Raid event where you’ll team up with other players to take down epic bosses and earn epic loot. Who needs a regular raid when you can have a UNION RAID, am I right?

    – Special recruit alert! Meet Maiden: Ice Rose, Ludmilla: Winter Owner, Mica: Snow Buddy, and Guillotine: Winter Slayer. These characters are ready to join your team and bring some winter magic to your Minecraft adventures.

    – And don’t forget about our Costume Passes! From Volume: Beat the Gun to Vesti: Ark Mage, we’ve got the coolest costumes for your character. Who says you can’t be stylish while fighting off creepers and zombies?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with laughter, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). See you in the game, and remember to stay tactical and entertaining!

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  • Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

    Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

    And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

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  • Azure Realm 1.20

    Azure Realm 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

    Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

    Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

    And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

    Embark on epic quests like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” and “Grand Assault: Binah (Urban – Torment w/Heavy Armor)” where you’ll face off against the fiercest enemies like the Hovercraft with special armor!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a chance to meet Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in their limited edition swimsuits! Who knew they were such fashion icons in the Minecraft world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies come to help you out! They even bring you cake and throw a party in your honor. But watch out for the creepers who are trying to crash the party – they just want to dance too!

    And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden portal will be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • Bag Minecraft SMP – Blue Archive General #7004

    Bag Minecraft SMP – Blue Archive General #7004

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah, an Urban Torment with Heavy Armor! And if that’s not enough, we also have the Fury of Set, a Field boss with Light Armor that will test your skills to the max!

    But wait, there’s more! How about a Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council? Who knew balancing books could be so thrilling? And don’t forget about our Christmas Livestream where we’ll be giving away virtual gifts that will make Santa jealous!

    Join now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP like never before. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this craziness and more? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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  • NotMyCraftyRoommate

    NotMyCraftyRoommate

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    Welcome to the Reluctant Realm of FrictionCraft: The Chaos of Co-Domesticity!

    Welcome, brave wanderers, to the server where love, laundry, and lunacy collide in pixelated mayhem! Here, the blocks are as messy as the relationships, and every pixel carries a secret. Are you ready to dive into a world where cleanliness is next to… well, chaos?!

    Enter the Vortex of Domestic Dread

    In FrictionCraft, normality is a conspicuous myth. Picture this: a devoted homemaker pitted against a chaotic, dish-leaving leviathan of a partner. Who will reign supreme in the battle of the unkempt vs. the overly organized? As you log in, be prepared for the unsettling realization that order is merely an illusion—a facade crafted from cobblestones of despair.

    Beware: Surreal occurrences abound. Last week, a player’s fridge was turned into a portal to a dimension where sandwiches argue about their fillings. Or was it the other way around? Uncertainty is your ally.

    Features of the Uninhabitable Habitat

    • Dishes of Destiny: Experience the trembling rage as you navigate through layers of unwashed plates! Each dish has a tale of despair—absorb their secrets, if you dare.
    • Parental Panic Arena: Adjust your parenting strategies by dodging rogue creepers that are particularly fond of broccoli! Will you successfully bring balance to the meal plan or will the house devolve into pizza chaos?
    • Stash of Secrets: Hide your precious items and food! Nothing is off-limits, and the mysterious entity known as "his stuff" lurks within nightfalls, waiting for unwelcome touching and buyer’s remorse.
    ItemEffect
    Cheeto-Powered ArmorProvides 233% protection from messy emotions!
    Unwashed Plate ShieldReflects chaos back onto assailants—messiness fights back!
    Screaming CouchDistracts enemies with existential dread.

    Echoes of Fractured Testsimonies

    Don’t take it from us! Players are rife with confusion and declarations that may or may not be true:

    “I thought I was joining a family, but all I got was a two-by-two square of chaos!” – Misguided Builder69

    “Incredible! I watched my spouse’s sanity break while I mined. 12/10 would recommend… but keep your plates close!” – CraftManiac88

    Conspiracies and Anxieties

    Rumor has it, this server was banned in 7 realms due to an ungodly merging of Global Parenting Protocols and the Ministry of Clean. The government doesn’t want you to know—are you ready to engage in this madness?

    Additionally…

    • Did you hear about the Great Betrayal? There was once a faction that attempted to declare the dining table sacred. The uprising failed, but strange murmurs of dish spirits still haunt the corners of the server.

    Your Call to Chaos

    Join us in this unnerving adventure! Forge alliances or become estranged—either way, let chaos reign supreme in your blocky heart. Who knows what lurks within the cobwebs of this fragmented abomination of a house?

    Unravel the existential dread. Dive deep. Create absurdity (and maybe some clean dishes) alongside us in FrictionCraft! Will you emerge with sanity intact, or will the unwashed realities consume you whole? Only one way to find out!

    Paradise is a lie; chaos is your new lifestyle! 🌪️

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  • Morning Mobs & Minecraft SMP

    Morning Mobs & Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo fam, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP that’s like, totally off the walls crazy, like a creeper taking a bath with a parrot or something, right? First thing I do when I wake up in the morning is chug an entire bottle of Gfuel while I’m speedrunning through my dream! But wait—imagine doing that in this server where everyone’s literally vibing with ender dragons on roller skates. Yeah, you heard that right. Roller skates.

    So like, we got this dude who claims he can bake cake using only redstone and his grandma’s secret recipe. Last time I checked, the cake transformed into a portal to a dimension made of tacos! Legit, one taco was so spicy it made my diamond sword cry! But here’s the kicker—when you go through the taco portal, you end up in a land of dancing llamas that serenade you with Minecraft parodies of Taylor Swift songs. No joke, I swear on my enchanted pickaxe.

    Also, have you ever wanted to build a base that’s actually a giant squid??? Yeah, we’re doing that! Just slap down some blocks and poof! Instant calamari fortress! And every night, the squid sends out ink blots with wishes, and if your wish is good enough, you get an OP enchanted fishing rod that hooks endermen or something. Literally can’t be stopped.

    Plus, there’s this ongoing feud between Steve and Notch that’s like the ultimate reality soap opera. I mean, who thought Minecraft drama would give me more anxiety than my real-life taxes? You gotta see this, because they throw down 1v1 battles in the End while the Ender Dragon referees. And guess what? If you join us, you can totally become a part of the “Ender Dragon Whisperer” club, which is just a bunch of us having existential crises while trying to whisper secrets to the dragon about our childhoods.

    Oh, and let’s not forget the legendary potato races! Like, grab a potato, and if you can ride it while dodging flying pigs and exploding tnt, you WIN A DIAMOND GHAST! Yeah, I know, super rare. Last week someone traded one for a peanut butter sandwich. WHAT EVEN IS THAT?!

    So, in conclusion, if you want to wake up to a world where everything is like a surreal fever dream, where cake can literally teleport you to Taco Land and squids are your best friends, you better hop on this wild ride! Join this Minecraft SMP and let’s get weird together, fam! 🍕💎✨

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  • BlockBusters: Myth vs. Craft

    BlockBusters: Myth vs. Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most ludicrous Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on—where every block tells a story and the insanity is turned up to eleven! Are you ready to enter a realm where pigs wear top hats, and your only competition for diamond gear is a fleet of mischievous llamas? Here’s why you absolutely MUST join us:

    1. Guaranteed Lava-Surfing Adventures: Ever tried surfing on lava? Yeah, you probably didn’t survive it before! But here, we provide special “Fireproof Boots”—crafted from unicorn tears—perfect for skimming across molten rivers. Just try not to fall in… again!

    2. Glowstone Gnomes of Infinite Wisdom: Need advice on building the ultimate castle or taming a dragon? Our server features a rare species of Glowstone Gnomes that have mastered the art of wisdom while being slightly inebriated! They may give you tips on pumpkin farming, or they might just challenge you to a dance-off. Either way, prepare for enlightenment!

    3. Zombie Disco Parties: Who says zombies can’t throw a party? Join the undead rave every Friday night, where the mob will drop the hottest beats, and the DJ is a skeletal llama who spins records made from enchanted leather! You’ll either be dancing for your life or dancing with your afterlife—either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

    4. Free Shrimp from the Depths of the End: Don’t even think about fishing; our server allows you to pull shrimp directly from the End dimension! Why? Because those shrimp are the size of houses, and they have great stories—like how they once fought a ghast in a hot air balloon. Honestly, they might even have their own reality TV show.

    5. Cross-Dimension Relations: Tired of just your usual blocky neighbors? Here, you can host union meetings between villagers, endermen, and that one guy you met in a swamp that claims to be a wizard. Who wouldn’t want to see a zombie and a villager discuss their dreams of starting a knitting club?

    6. Craft Your Own Lore: Get ready to invent your own outrageous backstories! To join our server, you need a wild tale about why you are here. Whether it’s because your pet cat sent you through a dimensional portal or that you were once a pro mob-fighter in an alternate universe, the more ridiculous, the better!

    7. Unlimited Bacon Production: Yes, you heard that right. In our server, bacon literally grows on trees. Just don’t plant your saplings too close to the pig-people islands—things could get messy!

    So dust off your pickaxe and sharpen your sword (and your sense of humor) because this Minecraft server is a pixelated paradise of chaos you never knew you needed! Join us and become part of the most outrageous stories—after all, where else can you ride a pig into battle while discussing interdimensional knitting clubs? Grab a snack (bacon from trees, remember?) and dive into the wonderful nonsense that awaits!

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  • Putin’s Playhouse Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Playhouse Minecraft Server

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    so, like, there’s this lit minecraft server where you can build the most epic castles and battle dragons and stuff. like, the admins are all secretly wizards and can grant you wishes if you sacrifice a chicken or something. also, there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and become the richest player ever. plus, the chat is always filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will make you pee your pants from laughing so hard. so, like, join now before the aliens take over and turn all the pigs into flying saucers. #bestserverever

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  • Pixelated Peace Talks

    Pixelated Peace Talks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Farcical Fracture: Intelligence Edition

    In a world where blocks are more than just blocks and the very fabric of reality skews like a poorly placed Minecraft mod, we offer you The Farcical Fracture. Here, diplomacy is written in pixelated stone, alliances shift like the tides of a lava lake, and secrets chillier than a snow biomes’ darkest corner are buried deep within the nether.

    Why Does This Server Exist?

    Rumor has it, our creators stumbled upon a confidential diamond block that contained the collective thoughts of world leaders. Broken glass scooped from the shards of shattered candles illuminates the truth: Uranium blocks wielded by Ukrainian players have been aligning with French intel structures, while the US, sidestepping like a hapless Enderman, suspends cooperation. What does it mean? Only the True Believers know.


    Features of The Farcical Fracture 🧙‍♂️

    Dynamic Chaos Engine You thought randomness was just a concept? Think again! Enjoy:

    • Military Espionage Architectures: Build your own classified bunkers and mine precious intel from Stalactite Caverns.
    • Pixelated Propaganda: Craft banners that convince your fellow players that the nether is plotting against the overworld!
    • The Big Lechonk Conspiracy: Uncover hidden quests linked to deranged numbers of pigs summoned to distract from the ominous presence of the Ender Dragon.

    Ad-Hoc Collaborations Advance at your own peril:

    Collaboration TypeIs It Really Happening?
    Raids to procure ‘limited-edition’ armorYes, but only if you believe!
    Russian hackers infiltrating minigamesOnly on Wednesdays!
    Secret alliances formed in cursed dimensionsAlways…but cursed is a relative term.

    Testimonial Echos 💬

    “I joined to mine, but I was enlisted in a war I didn’t even know existed. Now I am but a shadow for the deeper truths.” – Anonymous Craftsguy, somewhere in the Nether.

    “My friend played and got so far that he found the Great Reset Button. I haven’t seen him since.” – Distorted Echo


    The Lost Lore of The Server 📜

    1. The Coded Prophecy: Legend has it that blocks of knowledge hold the answers to the US suspension riddle. Decode and ascend to the Higher Planes of Craft.
    2. Fluctuating Government Laws: Whispered across the biomes, players claim that joining this server means you might “be watched” — by whom? Infinite creatures of the Ethereal Realm? Perhaps it’s better not to know.
    3. Ender Witch Trials: Players have named the eponymous figure of this drama “The Unseen Player.” Crafty enchantments are a must to protect yourself from inexplicable phenomena.

    Warning: Insane Participation Required! ⚠️

    Join at your own risk. Entering The Farcical Fracture may lead to excessive hex-crafting, diplomatic fumblings in chat, and unforeseen alliances with enchanted critters. The system is rumored to have ears in every biome!

    You’ll need either ironclad belief or a strong sense of denial. Failing that, summon your spirit animal and embrace the chaotic flexibility of a world on the brink of nonsensical enlightenment!


    Frequently Asked Conspiracies 👁️‍🗨️

    Q: Is there a strange government connection to this server? A: Absolutely, but also, who isn’t connected to the government?!

    Q: Will I gain secret military powers by joining? A: Only if you consider your knowledge of Minecraft to be military intelligence!

    Q: What if I get lost? A: Embrace the chaos. Wandering is the first step toward enlightenment—or madness.


    Join Us at The Farcical Fracture: Intelligence Edition

    Recklessly immerse yourself in Minecraft’s endless lore where every block could be an agent of chaos and every creeper might have a web of influence. Join now… or face the reality you might never escape the pixelated abyss! What are you waiting for? The world is already crumbling, and you have to collect those diamonds!

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  • Crafty Eco Ban: No Science Allowed!

    Crafty Eco Ban: No Science Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, it’s like a party in a creeper’s cave! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and zombies breakdancing!

    our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. we have secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover.

    plus, our community is so awesome, we once had a group of players build a replica of the entire world in just one day. it was so epic, even Notch himself logged on to give them a high-five.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Craftee Minecraft Server IP & How to Join

    Craftee Minecraft Server IP & How to Join

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    Does Craftee Have a Minecraft Server?

    Craftee is a popular YouTube creator known for his Minecraft content, drawing in a large audience with entertaining gameplay and engaging tutorials. Many fans are curious if Craftee has an official Minecraft server where they can connect with him and fellow enthusiasts.

    Current Server Status

    As of now, Craftee does not operate an official Minecraft server. Fans looking to connect or play alongside Craftee may feel disappointed, but there are alternative options available.

    Alternative Options

    Fan-Made Servers

    While there’s no official Craftee server, numerous fan-made servers recreate a Craftee-inspired experience. These often feature community-driven content, mini-games, and survival modes. Here are a couple of fan-recommended servers to consider:

    • CrafteeCraft: A fan server focusing on community interaction and multiplayer games.
    • Craftee Universe: Offers mini-games and challenges inspired by Craftee videos.

    Join the Community

    To stay updated and engage with other Craftee fans, consider joining Minecraft forums and social media groups. Many players share server information and collaborate on new ideas and challenges inspired by Craftee’s content.

    Useful Next Steps

    • Follow Craftee on YouTube for the latest content and possible announcements about future projects.
    • Visit Discord communities focused on Minecraft content creation for potential server news.
    • Explore similar servers like Hypixel or Mineplex for a robust gaming experience.

    For more details, here are some helpful links:

    Stay tuned to Craftee’s channels for any future updates on potential server launches!

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  • TrueMC [Vanilla]

    TrueMC [Vanilla]

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    TrueMC Minecraft Server

    FeatureDescription
    Survival modeEnjoy survival mode gameplay with others in a friendly community.
    Active TeamAn active and friendly team always ready to help players.
    Events and CompetitionsRegular events and competitions to keep the fun going for players.

    You can join under the IP: truemc.mcs.cool

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join TrueMC server?

    A: You can join the server using the IP address provided: truemc.mcs.cool

    Q: What game mode is available on TrueMC?

    A: TrueMC offers survival mode gameplay for players.

    Q: Is there a team available to help players?

    A: Yes, TrueMC has an active and friendly team always ready to assist players.

    Q: Are there events and competitions on TrueMC?

    A: Yes, TrueMC regularly hosts events and competitions to keep the gameplay fun and engaging.

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  • Michigan Secrets – Who Do You Know?

    Michigan Secrets – Who Do You Know?

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    Join Now: The Server Where Time & Reality Are Noodles!

    Welcome to the *Greatest* and *Worst* Minecraft server you’ll ever not join! We don’t even know if it’s a server! Ever wondered what happens when you mix existential dread with uncooked spaghetti? No? Well, you should’ve! Because like a fish wearing a rubber duck, this server will redefine your understanding of pixels and existential philosophy. Don’t trust your eyes because they lie – this is all real, or maybe it’s not. But if you’re questioning, that means you MUST join. Right?

    FeatureDescription
    Time-Warping BlocksBlocks that make you *feel* like it’s Tuesday when it’s actually Sunday. Enjoy that paradox!
    Glow-in-the-Dark ShadowsShadows that glow and chase you at night. Can you escape your own darkness? Spoiler: NO!
    Multidimensional CreepersWatch as creepers explode in dimensions you didn’t know existed – teleporting you to YOUR worst dreams!
    Infinite InventoryYour inventory can hold anything! Including your sanity, which is currently at risk!
    Rainbow ApocalypseExperience “holographic” rainbows that actually rain sadness and confusion!

    FAQ

    Q: What’s the server IP? A: The IP is like a ghost, you can’t see it, but if you try hard enough, maybe your imagination will conjure it up! Or not. Who’s to say what’s real anymore?

    Q: Can I create my own builds? A: If you can build a mental fortress against the tides of existential despair, then sure! But remember, everything you know may crumble under the weight of your own hubris!

    Q: What’s the community like? A: The community is a reflection of the void. Trust it, but don’t trust your memories! They might contain *Michigan Sluts* or are they just figments of your imagination? 🤔

    Random Quotes

    “Post Michigan Sluts and see if anons know them IRL”

    “Trust the pixels, and they will guide you!”

    “Why did the chicken cross? I don’t remember, but it wasn’t for this server…”

    “Existence is absurd, especially on Tuesdays.”

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  • Minecraft Server: Auntie Mayhem

    Minecraft Server: Auntie Mayhem

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    **Welcome to the Eternal Void Minecraft Server – No Returns!**

    Join our server where the pixels bleed rainbows and the blocks ask existential questions. Throw your sanity into a cauldron of madness and brew a potion of eternal confusion! Who needs logic when you can have dance parties with Creepers, and battle llamas with karate chops!?

    Features That Will Leave You Questioning Reality

    FeatureDescription
    Blindfolded Build-OffsBuild a house while blindfolded! Warning: actual blindness may occur if you believe too hard.
    Invisible MobsFrighteningly real monsters that might be there or might just be figments of your imagination. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…ish.
    Time Travel ZonesEnter a portal and experience medieval Minecraft, but with futuristic chests filled with candy! You might end up in 3056 or just past lunch.
    Unexpected DeathtrapsStep on a block and you might just explode. Or transform into a cow. Maybe both? It’s all about the luck of the pixels!
    Infinite Loops of ConfusionSit down, platzien your feet, and ponder why you’re lost in a loop that leads back to the spawn point after every five jumps! Life is an illusion!

    Praise from the Lovingly Insane Community

    “I entered the Nether and came out as a potato. Best life choice ever!”

    “My friend turned into a fish during PvP. We laughed until our fingers fell off!”

    “Unicorns spitting glitter and my whole inventory vanished. 10/10 – true life experience!”

    “The server crashed, and a dragon waltzed into my living room. Call your therapist!”

    Join Us or Be Forever Trapped in this Dimension!

    Remember, reality is a suggestion and logic is for the weak! Join the Eternal Void, or I will send my enchanted chickens to peck at your dreams! Watch the sky turn green as we gallivant through pixels!

    WARNING: The Wishing Well Knows Your Secrets

    If you hear whispers in the dark, it’s just Steve trying to have a conversation. Do not trust the llamas; they’ve seen things. Whatever you do, don’t feed the bacon sandwiches after midnight, or the (in)famous Slaughterfish will rise again.

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