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Lost 300 Bongs Minecraft SMP U-17 World

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Potions Brewed:	120	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

So, you’re probably wondering why you should join our Minecraft SMP, right? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret underground village filled with talking cows who only spoke in puns. They were so entertained by the moo-tastic jokes that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you rare items for belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Imagine building a house out of gummy bears and marshmallows!

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a weekly talent show where players compete to see who can build the most ridiculous structure? Last week, someone built a giant toilet that actually flushed! It was both impressive and slightly disturbing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you entertained for hours on end and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and let the craziness begin!

Wacky Racers Minecraft Server

Animated Comedy, animated series, cartoon cars, children’s television, classic animation, Classic Characters, family bonding, family fun, fun for kids, Hanna-Barbera, home entertainment, kids entertainment, Minecraft, nostalgic TV shows, racers, racing adventures, racing competition, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, Server, TV nostalgia, vintage cartoons, Wacky, Wacky Racers

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Void Gems Collected:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old races and competitions? Well, come join us where we have Wacky Racers at home! Our races are not your average run-of-the-mill competitions. We have pigs riding minecarts, chickens on jetpacks, and even villagers on rocket-powered scooters! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing blocks from unsuspecting builders. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their reign of blocky terror? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Just watch out for the DJ zombie, he’s been known to drop some killer beats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Dumping 100k Link at $30 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Farms Harvested:	342
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Crops Grown:	5754
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about money? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dump 100k links at the low, low price of $30! But beware, the fat man refuses to touch $30 bills because he’s convinced they’re cursed by a mischievous Minecraft witch! Join us for crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and let the madness begin!

Intelligence 2016 Minecraft Server

2016, academics, brexit, brexshit, categorically, demonstration, disregarded, dumb, gammons, intelligence, likelihood, Minecraft, Newspapers, opinion formers, professional classes, PROVEN, Server, stupid, uneducated, university educated, VOICE, Vote

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by uneducated gammons in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where intelligence reigns supreme! We have a strict IQ test at the entrance to make sure only the smartest players can join.

Once inside, you’ll be greeted by our team of university-educated professionals who will guide you through our virtual world. Our server is a Brexit-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about any brexshit ruining your gaming experience.

Join us now and show off your intelligence in a world where brains beat brawn every time! Who needs real life when you can escape to a place where intelligence is celebrated and stupidity is left at the door.

Minecraft SMP Minami Keypad

Anime, binge watching, binge-worthy, comedy, Daily Life, friendship, funny, Heartwarming, high school life, humor, japanese animation, keypad, light-hearted, Manga adaptation, Minami, Minami-ke, Minecraft, Otaku, relatable, school life, sibling dynamics, sisters, slice of life, smp

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1975
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Crops Grown:	2713
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with creepers and lava pits!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant chicken statue on top of a mountain, only to have it come to life and start laying diamond eggs. Or how about participating in our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragon and convince it to do your bidding. Need a ride to the Nether? Just ask the dragon nicely and it will fly you there in style.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

What are Minecraft servers like AstraMC ?

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Some servers that are similar to AstraMC include: 1. Play.SkyCade.net – Known for its unique mini-games and competitive PvP battles, SkyCade offers a variety of gameplay options for players to enjoy. 2. Play.Hypixel.net – One of the largest Minecraft servers with a wide range of mini-games, custom game modes, and a thriving community. 3. Play.TheArchon.net – Known for its factions gameplay and intense PvP battles, The Archon offers a challenging and competitive environment for players. 4. Play.Performium.net – With a focus on survival and building, Performium offers a variety of unique features and events to keep players engaged. 5. Play.MineSuperior.com – Known for its variety of game modes, from survival to creative to mini-games, MineSuperior offers something for every type of player.

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Snowy Fox Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Shirakami Fubuki’s streams? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of Fubuki’s adventures in the virtual world.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground fox den filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it, Fubuki herself buried a stash of diamonds there after a particularly intense Minecraft session.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into adorable foxes for a limited time. Imagine running around the blocky landscape, causing mischief and mayhem as a sly little fox.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have regular events like the “Comfy Fox Inn” ASMR Voice Pack where Fubuki whispers sweet nothings in your ear while you mine for resources. It’s a truly immersive experience that will leave you feeling cozy and content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the FUBUKINGDOM, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Potions Brewed:	92	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	4022
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hunting down rare mobs that drop diamond blocks instead of diamonds. Or how about participating in our weekly “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can cause the most destruction in a single explosion?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans?

So say goodbye to boring old /b/ and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

41 days since last update, ARCADE BROS, long tail tags, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, Server, we are so back

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because ARCADE BROS is back and better than ever! It’s been a whopping 41 days since our last update, but don’t worry, we’ve been busy creating the most epic Minecraft experience you’ve ever seen.

Join us for crazy adventures, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild as you are. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party…let’s just say things get pretty lit down there.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of gamers who will challenge you to a dance-off before engaging in a heated PvP battle? Only at ARCADE BROS, my friend. So grab your pickaxe, put on your party hat, and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. See you there!