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VacayExclusion Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Communication, consequences, cousin, discipline, Drama, exclusion, family trip, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overprotective, Petty, Police, resort, Safety, Server, Trust, vacation, vacation activities, VacayExclusion

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re out exploring the town with your family on a vacation, when suddenly a slightly drunk man named London starts flirting with you and your underage twin sister and cousin. But wait, it gets crazier! Your cousin blows the whole situation out of proportion, leading to the police getting involved and your parents banning you from going out on your own.

But fear not, on our server, you can experience all the drama and chaos without any real-life consequences. Join us for a wild ride filled with overprotective parents, misunderstandings, and petty revenge. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and buckle up for the craziest adventure of your life!

GraduationGriefCraft

ALARM, CAR, ceremony, chain, crying, disc lock, entitled brat, ENTITLEMENT, family, Fist Fight, graduation gowns, GraduationGriefCraft, high school graduation, MOTORCYCLE, photos, posing, ripped gown, rotor, TANK, working on, Yelling

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of entitled brats ruining your motorcycle vibes? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will sit on your virtual bike without permission! Our server is so secure, even your chain won’t get caught in any gowns.

Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world on your pixelated motorcycle, when suddenly you hear an alarm go off. You rush to your bike and find two girls in graduation gowns sitting on it, with their friends taking photos. But fear not, on our server, you can yell at them to get the F off without any repercussions!

And if any dads try to start a fist fight with you, don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server now and let out your frustrations in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?

RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You

complete joke, diminished status, disgrace, Disrespected, Downfall, fallen from grace, former glory, former greatness, former prestige, highly respected, jokes, Laughingstock, lost credibility, mockery, no longer admired, now ridiculed, once revered, outdated ideals, public perception, reputation, RespectCraft, tarnished image

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

The answer is our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. To get in, you must defeat a horde of dancing zombies with your best dance moves. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players must follow a trail of exploding pigs to find the hidden loot. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) adventure!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that being a complete joke could be so much fun?

CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!

cartcraft, convenience, convenience store, Durable, efficient, Frustration, grocery cart, grocery store, hassle-free, maintenance, non-wobbly, Quality, rare experience, Reliable, shopping, Smooth, smooth ride, smooth running, Stability, STURDY, supermarket, wheels, WobbleFree

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those janky, wobbly grocery cart servers, then you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! We got carts smoother than a baby’s bottom, I’m talkin’ next level smoothness that’ll make you question reality.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grocery cart madness like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

AI deception, BoomerCraft, Boomers, Deception, Easily fooled, easily tricked, generation gap, gift card scams, gullible, Indian scammers, lack of critical thinking, lack of savviness, Manipulation, Minecraft, Naive, older generation, Server, susceptible, technology illiterate, Trusting, trusting nature, unquestioning, vulnerable

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Votes:	5279	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a genius compared to boomers? Look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even boomers can’t resist joining (and getting totally confused in the process).

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your fellow players with your superior savviness. Watch as boomers struggle to navigate the virtual world, while you effortlessly dominate with your quick wit and sharp skills.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh at the hilarious antics of boomers trying to keep up in a world that’s just too fast-paced for them. Join our server today and show those naive boomers who’s boss!

30yoGF Minecraft Server

30 year old girlfriend, 30yoGF, age discrimination, age gap, age preference, age stereotypes, ageist beliefs, compatibility, DATING, dating standards, deserving love, finding love, generational differences, long-term relationships, love without boundaries, Maturity, Minecraft, partner preference, relationship expectations, relationships, Server, societal norms, Zoomer

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a companion to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect match – a 30-year-old girlfriend! Say goodbye to those pesky zoomer whores and hello to a mature partner who knows the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli.

Join our server and embark on epic quests together, build magnificent structures side by side, and maybe even start a virtual family complete with pixelated pets. Who needs a real-life relationship when you can have a Minecraft romance that will last for eternity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your perfect player two. Because in the world of Minecraft, love knows no age limits.

AloneAt21Craft

21f, 28f, alone, AloneAt21Craft, conditioned, Diabetic, Fight, freedom, Guilt, insisting, Mother, nerves, room, Scared, sister, sleep alone, spoiled, traumatic life, travel, ungrateful

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a piece of sht in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny! No more nagging mothers forcing you to sleep in weird rooms with your sister, no more guilt trips for falling asleep on calls with your bf. On our server, you can build your own diabetes-friendly kingdom and never have to check your sugar levels again (unless you want to, of course). Plus, we have a strict no guilt policy – so go ahead and travel with your bf wherever you want, no permission needed! Say goodbye to feeling like the biggest spoiled ungrateful piece of shit ever, and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Towns Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

If you won 100 million dollars, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – buried deep within our virtual world is a hidden treasure worth even more than your newfound fortune! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location and claim it for themselves. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying pigs to rainbow-colored llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

ButtonBloopersMC

Button, ButtonBloopersMC, Caution, consequences, consequences of curiosity, Curiosity, curiosity killed the cat, do not press, Forbidden, forbidden fruit, Mysterious, office humor, office mischief, office prank, secret, temptation, Warning, Workplace, workplace antics, workplace shenanigans

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Farms Harvested:	712	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you pressed the “do not press this button” button at your workplace? Well, on our Minecraft server, pressing that button will transport you to a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, gold, and a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle zombie pigmen with rubber chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always press the “do not press this button” button for maximum fun!

MissileMayhemCraft

air defence, Alliance, Allies, Defense, defense capabilities, defense policy, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomat, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, nato, nato allies, NATO targets, SECURITY, Targets, tougher targets

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta defend ur base from creepers and zombies and stuff? well, this server is like that but ON STEROIDS. we got air defense and missiles, bro. u gotta protect ur base from enemy attacks from the SKY. it’s like a warzone up in here. join our server if u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of defending ur base from aerial attacks. trust me, it’s gonna be LIT. NATO ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real deal. come join the madness, if u dare.