PrisonMines
Hey there, welcome to PrisonMines! This server is the best prison spot around, no cap.
PrisonMines started on Christmas Day 2022 and has been blowing up ever since. It’s got all the cool features you could want.
Come hang with us today and see what all the hype is about!
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon named Fluffy. And get this, every full moon, the server turns into a disco party with DJ Villagers spinning the sickest beats.
Oh, and did I mention that the server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes? Yeah, you heard me right. You can wish for anything from a giant rainbow unicorn to a mansion made entirely of cake. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And also the occasional glitch that turns all the chickens into dancing llamas. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Let’s get this bread, gamers!
On our server, you won’t have to wait weeks or months for a gift, you’ll be showered with presents every time you log in. And don’t worry about being left feeling un-thought-of, our community is always thinking of ways to make your experience unforgettable.
So ditch the disappointment and join our server today, where the only thing you’ll be late for is the next epic quest!
Build your own heavenly kingdom and rule over your subjects with an iron fist… or a diamond sword, whatever floats your boat.
But wait, there’s more! You can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s the real angel in this virtual paradise.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and ascend to Minecraft heaven, where the pixels are always shining bright and the creepers are just misunderstood angels in disguise.
Join us for some virtual tequila and tamales, because who doesn’t love a good fiesta? But beware, we have strict rules about children – they must be okay with adults enjoying a drink or two. Sorry, Jenny’s kids, looks like you’ll have to sit this one out.
And don’t even get me started on Santa and Elf on the Shelf drama. While some families go all out with the holiday magic, we prefer to keep it low-key. So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself and not worry about fitting into someone else’s holiday traditions, then this is the place for you. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!
We’ve got a special feature where we screen record all the action, so you can relive those epic moments over and over again. Plus, you never know when you might catch a wild nip slip or two – it’s like a bonus prize for playing on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, you’re gonna need them!
Our server is the perfect place to escape from family drama and build your own virtual family with fellow players. Plus, we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community that will have your back no matter what. So come join us and leave the real-world drama at the door. Just make sure to leave your social security number at home – we don’t need any debt collectors showing up in-game!
