PrisonMines
Hey there, welcome to PrisonMines! This server is the best prison spot around, no cap.
PrisonMines started on Christmas Day 2022 and has been blowing up ever since. It’s got all the cool features you could want.
Come hang with us today and see what all the hype is about!
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon named Fluffy. And get this, every full moon, the server turns into a disco party with DJ Villagers spinning the sickest beats.
Oh, and did I mention that the server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes? Yeah, you heard me right. You can wish for anything from a giant rainbow unicorn to a mansion made entirely of cake. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And also the occasional glitch that turns all the chickens into dancing llamas. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Let’s get this bread, gamers!
On our server, you won’t have to wait weeks or months for a gift, you’ll be showered with presents every time you log in. And don’t worry about being left feeling un-thought-of, our community is always thinking of ways to make your experience unforgettable.
So ditch the disappointment and join our server today, where the only thing you’ll be late for is the next epic quest!
Build your own heavenly kingdom and rule over your subjects with an iron fist… or a diamond sword, whatever floats your boat.
But wait, there’s more! You can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s the real angel in this virtual paradise.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and ascend to Minecraft heaven, where the pixels are always shining bright and the creepers are just misunderstood angels in disguise.
Join us for some virtual tequila and tamales, because who doesn’t love a good fiesta? But beware, we have strict rules about children – they must be okay with adults enjoying a drink or two. Sorry, Jenny’s kids, looks like you’ll have to sit this one out.
And don’t even get me started on Santa and Elf on the Shelf drama. While some families go all out with the holiday magic, we prefer to keep it low-key. So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself and not worry about fitting into someone else’s holiday traditions, then this is the place for you. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even ride on a flying pig into battle!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and challenges players to chicken dance-offs for epic loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you clucking with excitement!
In this wild world, you’ll encounter Pokemon like never before. Want to ride a Pikachu like a majestic steed? Go for it! Feel like having a deep conversation with a Snorlax about the meaning of life? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.
But beware, things can get a little… spicy in this server. With straight and gay pokephilia threads, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. Just remember to direct your porn dumps to the appropriate channels and keep the main chat PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge).
So come on down and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate about which Pokemon has the weirdest shape. Spoiler alert: it’s probably Ditto, because that blob can transform into anything (and we mean anything). See you in the Pokeverse, trainers!
1. Liberals love our server because we imported ten million brownpipo and they are just so heckin’ wholesome. You won’t find a more heartwarming community of players anywhere else. Plus, our brownpipo population is known for their epic building skills and love for sharing resources.
2. Conservatives are also big fans of our server because we imported ten million brownpipo for a completely different reason – the line must go up! That’s right, our brownpipo are experts at maximizing efficiency and productivity in mining, farming, and crafting. They’ll help you build the biggest, most profitable empire in all of Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!
Join our server for a chance to battle against the legendary Raw Tarps and prove your worth as a true Minecraft warrior. But be warned, these Tarps are not to be taken lightly – they have powers beyond your wildest imagination and will stop at nothing to defeat you.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained while you try to survive the Tarpocalypse. From epic battles with giant chickens to quests to find the rarest block in all of Minecraft, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just come out of it alive – and with a new appreciation for the power of the Raw Tarps.
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and flirtatious banter that will make you question everything you thought you knew about friendship. Just like how your husband’s friend gets quiet around you, our server will leave you speechless with its unique and mysterious atmosphere.
So come on, dive into the madness and see where the journey takes you. Who knows, you might just uncover some hidden truths and secrets along the way. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even finding out that your husband’s coworker is actually a secret Minecraft mastermind!
Join us for a kink-filled Minecraft experience like no other. From BDSM dungeons to furry roleplay villages, we’ve got it all. Want to build a giant phallic monument? Go for it! Want to roleplay as a sexy Enderman? We won’t judge!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with dildos and feather boas as weapons, and watch as your enemies cower in fear at your fabulousness.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your kinks run wild! Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any creepers getting too excited.
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on the backs of flying pigs, and exploring secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams! But wait, there’s more!
We have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where you can show off your mad skills and dominate your foes with your diamond sword of doom! And if that’s not enough, we also have mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll fall out of your minecart!
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive the challenges that await them. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out, join now and become a legend in the world of blocks!