PrisonMines
Hey there, welcome to PrisonMines! This server is the best prison spot around, no cap.
PrisonMines started on Christmas Day 2022 and has been blowing up ever since. It’s got all the cool features you could want.
Come hang with us today and see what all the hype is about!
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon named Fluffy. And get this, every full moon, the server turns into a disco party with DJ Villagers spinning the sickest beats.
Oh, and did I mention that the server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes? Yeah, you heard me right. You can wish for anything from a giant rainbow unicorn to a mansion made entirely of cake. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And also the occasional glitch that turns all the chickens into dancing llamas. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Let’s get this bread, gamers!
On our server, you won’t have to wait weeks or months for a gift, you’ll be showered with presents every time you log in. And don’t worry about being left feeling un-thought-of, our community is always thinking of ways to make your experience unforgettable.
So ditch the disappointment and join our server today, where the only thing you’ll be late for is the next epic quest!
Build your own heavenly kingdom and rule over your subjects with an iron fist… or a diamond sword, whatever floats your boat.
But wait, there’s more! You can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s the real angel in this virtual paradise.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and ascend to Minecraft heaven, where the pixels are always shining bright and the creepers are just misunderstood angels in disguise.
Join us for some virtual tequila and tamales, because who doesn’t love a good fiesta? But beware, we have strict rules about children – they must be okay with adults enjoying a drink or two. Sorry, Jenny’s kids, looks like you’ll have to sit this one out.
And don’t even get me started on Santa and Elf on the Shelf drama. While some families go all out with the holiday magic, we prefer to keep it low-key. So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself and not worry about fitting into someone else’s holiday traditions, then this is the place for you. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!
• Datapacks such as VanillaTweaks
• Plugins such as EssentialsX
• Commands such as /tpa, /home, and /rtp
• A fun community willing to help new members find their way around the server
• Polls voting on the next big thing to happen to the server
• Fun events such as build battles and PvP battles
• Active and passionate community-drawn discussions
• Stealing from bases is allowed, but griefing bases is not
• PvP combat is allowed
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| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Video Trailer | Watch the exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here. |
| Explore the World | Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups. |
| Gameplay | Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food. |
| Progression | Forge your path through diverse avenues with 7 unique jobs, skill trees, Masterwork Armor, and player upgrades. |
| Thriving Economy | Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. |
| Non-P2W Environment | All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages. |
| Epic Wars & Combat | Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory. |
The IP address is red.unitedlands.org.
You can join the Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org.
Yes, you can access the map at https://map.unitedlands.org.
Our players are like no other – Clara does sleepy roleplays that will have you questioning reality, while Yuu takes on Overwatch like a pro after a long streaming hiatus. And let’s not forget about Loki-sama, who played Resident Evil 4 for over 8 hours straight because, well, why not?
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Phase is heading to VeXpo in the UK and Anime NYC, and Pico-chan is hosting a Love Live! karaoke that will blow your mind. Plus, Hina and Saya are teaming up with some senpais for a panel that’s bound to be legendary.
And if you’re into ghost stories, Pico-chan and Loki-sama are putting together a “Hyakumonogatari” night that will have you sleeping with the lights on. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the insanity that is /pcgen3k/ – join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Are you tired of always making the effort to see your friend, only to be left hanging when it’s your turn? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in standing up for yourself and not attending weddings in far-off states just to prove a point.
But don’t worry, the house will be full of your best friends having a great time without you, so you won’t be missing out on all the fun. So come join us and let your absence speak for itself – because sometimes, actions speak louder than words.
Join now and let’s make some unforgettable memories together, even if they involve missing out on weddings and standing up for yourself in the most epic way possible!
Join our server and you might just stumble upon Justin Bieber trying to build a redstone contraption, or catch Beyoncé mining for diamonds in the depths of the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground dance parties hosted by Taylor Swift – rumor has it she can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.
So if you want to rub elbows with the rich and famous while crafting your way to victory, come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even become besties with Kim Kardashian and start your own virtual reality show. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy celebrity-filled world of blocks and pixels.
