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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5241 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6113 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 100 | Crops Grown: | 4214 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | New Chunks Explored: | 221627 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?