christmas 2019 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CakeConnoisseur Minecraft SMP

Bakery, Cake, CakeConnoisseur, celebration, confection, craving, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, Favorite, guilty pleasure, homemade, indulgence, Minecraft, Mouthwatering, once in a lifetime, Pastry, smp, special occasion, sugary, SWEET, temptation, Treat

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you can only eat one cake in your whole life! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of cake-loving pandas who believe that consuming more than one cake will bring about the end of the world.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other shenanigans to get into on our server. We have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, and a PvP arena where the only weapon allowed is a rubber chicken.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where cake is both a blessing and a curse. Just remember, choose your one cake wisely…it could be the difference between life and death (or at least a really bad stomachache).

MineCraftLove – No Miners Allowed

Allowed, MinecraftLove, miners

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for compliments? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a meaningful connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to find love with someone who knows how to craft a relationship that’s as strong as diamond armor. Say goodbye to redstone heartbreak and hello to a pixel-perfect partnership. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and love together!

CraftyDestinyMCServ

API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyDestinyMCServ, Debuffs, Destiny General, Destiny-2Gunsmith, dim, Dps, Guide, News, PressKits, Reject Piss, Resources, Return to Cat, Stats, the final shape, The New Path for Bungie, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.5.3

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that will blow your mind! Join us for Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, if you eat one of those carrots, you gain the ability to fly in the game for 24 hours. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will take you through dungeons filled with creepers wearing top hats and skeletons playing saxophones. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition awaits you!

AdversePossessionGamer Minecraft SMP

Adverse possession, AdversePossessionGamer, Estate Planning, find recently deceased land owner, get color of title, Inheritance, land disputes, land ownership, legal loopholes, Minecraft, no children, no immediate relatives, no mortgage, park rv on land, pay the taxes, profit, property law, property rights, property taxes, real estate, smp, squatter’s rights, watch local obituaries

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ores Mined:	521

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is up for grabs and the only rule is to be the last one standing! Join us as we embark on a wild journey of claiming land by any means necessary.

Forget about mining for resources or building epic structures, the real challenge is finding the most outrageous ways to secure your territory. Want to park your RV on someone’s land and claim it as your own? Go for it! Just make sure to pay the taxes and get that color of title to officially become the landowner.

But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that some players have even resorted to checking local obituaries to find recently deceased landowners with no heirs. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but the rewards are worth it.

So if you’re ready to take on the ultimate challenge and become the ruler of your own domain, join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, strategy, and pure chaos. Just remember, in this game, there are no rules – only winners and losers.

CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

arms control, Ban, Business Insider, Conflict, CraftyWarz, Defense, defense policy, Fail, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Invasion, military capabilities, military intervention, military strategy, military tactics, political analysis, russia, Ukraine, war experts, weapon, weapons restrictions, weapons technology, West, west’s

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.

imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.

we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Accommodating, Acting, adore, amicable, APPRECIATIVE, Caring, comfortable, Crafty, Demands, deserve, Good, interactions, ladies, Minecraft, office, passive aggressive, reasonable, respectful, Romantic, Server, Sincere, Social, Welcoming, Women

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	68	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you lovely ladies out there!

Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.

So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!

SMP_MineCrafty2030

ANONYMOUS, Cryptic, Curious, doubt, ELUSIVE, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, inquiry, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, secret, SMP_MineCrafty2030, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Votes:	1731	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	247
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

BossKidsCash5

5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	New Chunks Explored:	442298
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Divine Spears Created:	13

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

BlockyBoners

bizarre arousal, bizarre attraction, BlockyBoners, kinky turn on, odd stimulation, oddly turned on, offbeat stimulation, out of the ordinary attraction, peculiar fetish, peculiar turn on, quirky desire, strange arousal, strange sexual response, unconventional arousal, unexpected arousal, unexpected desire, unique sexual response, unusual attraction, unusual turn on, weird turn on, weirdly aroused

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?

DutchCraft16: No Restrictions!

Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, defense capabilities, defense technology, Dutch F-16s, DutchCraft16, european union, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, nato, restrictions, SECURITY, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	3737
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use dutch f-16s without restrictions!! fly around in ur own fighter jet and bomb ur friends’ houses for fun! watch out for the flying pigs tho, they’re armed and dangerous. also, did we mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and lava traps? join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!!