CHRISTIANS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AssadmasCraft: Christians Unite!

Assad, AssadmasCraft, celebration, Christian Community, CHRISTIANS, Christmas mass, FAITH, fall of Assad, holiday season, Hope, MIDDLE EAST, minority group, persecution, religious ceremony, religious freedom, religious persecution, religious tolerance, Syria, Syrian, tradition, unite, war-torn country

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	163	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where Syrian Christians are celebrating Christmas mass for the first time since the fall of Assad! Why should you join, you ask? Well, our server is so lit that even Santa himself is dropping by to mine some diamonds and slay some creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a snowman in our winter wonderland biome, it will come to life and start doing the Macarena. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the holiday shenanigans begin!

Why do people keep saying the terrorist attack in Germany was… Minecraft SMP?

atheist, Attack, CHRISTIANS, cultural diversity, discrimination, extremism, fear-mongering, germany, global terrorism, hate crimes, Magdeburg, Media bias, Minecraft, Misinformation, people, Propaganda, religious beliefs, religious intolerance, religious minorities, religious violence, smp, social media, Terrorist, terrorist attack, was, Xenophobia

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where creepers are actually friendly and offer you gifts instead of blowing up your house. Build your dream castle while dodging flying pigs that rain down from the sky (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while you try to defeat it.

So why wait? Join our server and become part of a community where the unexpected is the norm and where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic adventures. Plus, did we mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps griefers at bay? It’s like having your own personal army of unicorns guarding your creations.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Pagan-Free Christians Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Day, Beliefs, celebration, Christianity, CHRISTIANS, Church, Commandment, costume, FAITH, FESTIVAL, Halloween, Minecraft, non-jewish rituals, October 31st, Pagan, PaganFree, Religious, samhain, Server, superstitions, Torah, Traditions, Trick or treating

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	148
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s holier than thou? Look no further than our server, where we take our commandments seriously! We don’t celebrate Halloween because it’s a pagan festival, and our Torah’s commandments tell us not to copy non-Jewish rituals. But don’t worry, we make up for it with epic in-game events like the Red Sea Parkour Challenge and the Burning Bush Survival Mode. Join us for a divine gaming experience like no other!

After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, anger, cauldron, Chaos, Christ, Christianity, CHRISTIANS, consequence, death, Die, eternal death, Holle, Jewish, King, Memory, mercy, Minecraft, Pain, Pointless, smp, Soul, test, transformation, Trees

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4216
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Royal Christ Minecraft Server

advice, Ave Christus Rex, BIBLE, Christ, christ jesus, CHRISTIANS, Church, deceptive spam, discussions, FAITH, home, ITT, Listen, Minecraft, Mythology, Pagan, royal, scripture, Server, shake the dust, Social Issues, tax collector., theology, TOWN, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9826	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Animals Bred:	43	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss scripture, theology, and all things Christian? Look no further! Join our server where we share our wisdom and understanding to avoid falling for spam and meaningless discussions.

We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).

So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles

Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server

Arab race, attitude, brain damage, brain-dead, CHRISTIANS, Crafty, inbreeding, insult, Leftist, Leftists, Liberals, Minecraft, muslims, religious people, Server, STUDIES

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Potions Brewed:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have scientifically proven that playing Minecraft increases your IQ by 100 points! That’s right, forget about studying or reading books, just join our server and watch your brain power skyrocket!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion in the game that turns you into a genius for 24 hours. Imagine building the most epic structures and solving complex puzzles with ease, all thanks to our magical potion!

And if you’re worried about brain damage, don’t be! We have a team of brain surgeons on standby in case anything goes wrong. So come join us on our server and become the smartest player in Minecraft history – no inbreeding required!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Christian Community, CHRISTIANS, current events, extremism, Global Issues, Holycraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international news, massacre, Minecraft, mourning, News, Nigeria, Nigerian Christians, persecution, PRAYER, religious freedom, religious persecution, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! we promise you won’t get massacred by any creepers or zombies, just some friendly players looking to build cool stuff together. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start your epic adventure!

RaptureCraftMC

Apocalypse, BELIEF, CHRISTIANS, cinematic universe, comic book, crossover, end times, fan theory, film, Interpretation, Marvel, Mcu, Movie, pop culture, rapture, RaptureCraftMC, Religion, Snap, speculation, SuperHero, theory

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

so like, u know how in the MCU, that big purple guy Thanos did the snap and like half of everyone disappeared? well, a bunch of Christians on this server thought that was the Rapture goin’ down, like Jesus was comin’ back and takin’ everyone up to heaven. so if u wanna be part of that end of the world vibe, join us on this server! we got crazy builds that’ll make u feel like ur in the middle of a biblical apocalypse, plus u can team up with other players to fight off mobs and survive the chaos. come join us and see if u can make it to the end times in style!

HolyCraft SMP – Christians would completely lose their blocks over this!

blasphemy, blocks, Christian beliefs, Christian culture, christian faith, Christian reaction, Christian values, CHRISTIANS, Completely, controversial statement, controversy, FAITH, faith-based response, Holycraft, LOSE, lose their shit, moral outrage., OFFENDED, Outrage, Religion, religious community, religious offense, religious sensitivity, sensitive topic, smp

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3036
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Animals Bred:	79	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too busy building churches and praying to actually have fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Christians lose their shit! We have so many outrageous features that will have them questioning their faith, like a giant statue of Steve flipping the bird to the heavens and a secret underground bunker filled with blasphemous memes. Join us if you want to see some serious religious meltdowns and have a good laugh at the same time!

Vanilla Catholic Community Craft!

Catholic, CHRISTIANS, comfortable, Community, Craft, No Griefing, No pvp, no swearing, Server, Started Today, Vanilla, Worldedit, Worldguard

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	5104
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Catholic Minecraft Community Server!

1. No Swearing2. No Griefing3. No PVP

Vanilla with:worldeditworldguard (to prevent griefing!)

Looking to build a comfy server for Catholics and Christians.

Started today!

katholikos.aternos.me

FrostyMine Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, FrostyMine, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
New Chunks Explored:	294309	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

The owner of the FrostyMine server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

FrostyMine.aternos.me:16393

Technology Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Discord, discovery, exclusive, FANTASY, Immersive, Join, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mysteries, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realm, Realmpvp, Secrets, Server, smp, Structures, Technology

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

Join now and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery go hand in hand! ✨🕹️

https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of Minecraft server is this?	This is an immersive journey server with untold mysteries waiting to be explored.
How many realms are there to join?	There are 3 realms available for players to join.
Can I craft structures in the realms?	Yes, players can craft majestic structures that reflect their unique vision.
Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?	Yes, you can join the Discord community here.

Pixel Born Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Born, born with picrel, born with picrel guaranteed to be an incel, born with picrel incel, born with picrel joke, born with picrel meme, born with picrel tag, guaranteed incel, guaranteed incel joke, guaranteed incel meme, guaranteed to be an incel, incel community, incel culture, incel humor, incel no matter what, incel tag, Land, no matter what, picrel humor, picrel joke, picrel meme, picrel tag, PIXEL

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Meteorites Collected:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Buildings Constructed:	48
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Yo, bro, if you were born with this pic, you’re basically guaranteed to be an incel for life, right? But guess what, on this Minecraft server, we turn incels into CHADs! Join us and watch as your social skills level up faster than a creeper explodes!

>can’t even talk to girls without sweating bullets>minecraft server makes you a ladies’ man

Forget sweating bullets when talking to girls, on this server, you’ll be spitting game like a pro! Our virtual world will turn you into a ladies’ man in no time.

>parents disappointed in your lack of success>minecraft server will make them proud

Tired of your parents being disappointed in your lack of success? Join our Minecraft server and watch as they beam with pride at your epic building skills and PvP prowess.

>friends make fun of your gaming skills>minecraft server will make you a legend

Who needs friends when you can become a legend on our Minecraft server? Say goodbye to the haters and hello to a community that will worship your every block placement.

Join now and become the Minecraft CHAD you were always meant to be!

CraftyBridesmaidDrama

affordability, bridal party, bridesmaid costs, Communication, CraftyBridesmaidDrama, destination bachelorette party, financial boundaries, financial strain, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Guilt, Honesty, makeup costs, MONEY, travel expenses, wedding attire, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding participation, wedding planning

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendship doesn’t come with a price tag! Unlike being a bridesmaid in real life, on our server, you can be as broke as a joke and still have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun without breaking the bank. No need to worry about destination bachelorette parties or expensive dresses here – just grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to friendship!

So come on, don’t be an “asshole” like in real life, join our server and let’s make memories that won’t cost you a dime!

TextureHaterCraft

eating habits, food aversions, food avoidance, food choices, food dislikes, food habits, food phobias, food preferences, food sensitivities, food texture, picky eater, sensory issues, taste preferences, texture aversion, TextureHaterCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Votes:	9931	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Do you avoid certain foods because they feel like a slimy slug in your mouth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that all virtual food will have the perfect texture! No more gagging over mushy bananas or squishy tomatoes, our pixelated cuisine will have you drooling for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a juicy masterpiece that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha. Legend has it that anyone who takes a bite of the Blocky Burger will gain superhuman building skills and the ability to mine diamonds with their bare hands. So join us now and feast like a king while building like a pro!

Sponsorship Reversed – The Minecraft Server

#endorsement, advertising, broadcasting, Commercial, Consumer, Deception, episode, false advertising, Listener, Manipulation, Marketing, Media, Message, Minecraft, opposite, Podcast, Promotion, reversed, Server, Show, sponsor, sponsored content, Sponsorship, tagline

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Gods Slained:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Magic Crystals Found:	8

So, like, this minecraft server is brought to you by NOT joining any other server, ya feel me? like, you don’t wanna be basic and join those other servers, you wanna join OURS. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword with UNLIMITED POWER. yeah, you heard me right, UNLIMITED POWER. they were like, “woah, this server is lit fam, i’m never leaving!” and they lived happily ever after, slaying creepers and building epic castles.

but wait, there’s more. on our server, every block you break turns into a block of GOLD. yeah, you read that right, GOLD. so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time, building your own golden empire and flexing on all the other players.

oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a stack of DIAMONDS? yeah, it’s like a bling bling party up in here. so come join our server, where the loot is insane, the adventures are wild, and the fun never stops. you won’t regret it, trust me.

MasterRealm

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Loot, MasterRealm, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, semi anarchy, server discord, server ip, Survival, survival server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4161
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Master Realm Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Anarchy World with Vanilla++
Challenge Elitemobs
Slimefun Crafting
Cross-Platform Support
Vanilla World Border

FAQ

Q: What are the rules on Master Realm?

A: The rules are simple – No XRAY, No Hacks. Play fair and enjoy the challenge!

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play on the server?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join the chaos on Master Realm.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 to connect and claim your spot!

Q: Is there a Discord server for Master Realm?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	1430
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Towns Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?