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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
LOL yall need to join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Islamic militants beheading 70 Christians in a Church in the Democratic Republic of Congo! But don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you from those crazy mobs! Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you’ll have to fight off mobs and build your own epic base to survive. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare items waiting for you to discover! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin! -
HolyCraft: Trump’s Task Force
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a task force dedicated to rooting out any ‘anti-Christian bias’! That’s right, just like Trump did in real life, but in Minecraft form. Join us if you want to fight against the evil forces of anti-Christian mobs and protect your faith in the virtual world.Our server is a safe haven for all Christian players, where you can build churches, hold virtual prayer meetings, and even baptize your fellow players in pixelated water. We take DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) to a whole new level by ensuring that Christians have a voice in the Minecraft community.
So come join us and be part of this epic battle against ‘anti-Christian bias’ in the Minecraft world. Who knew that protecting your faith could be so much fun? Let’s show those creepers and skeletons what true Christian unity looks like!
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AssadmasCraft: Christians Unite!
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where Syrian Christians are celebrating Christmas mass for the first time since the fall of Assad! Why should you join, you ask? Well, our server is so lit that even Santa himself is dropping by to mine some diamonds and slay some creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a snowman in our winter wonderland biome, it will come to life and start doing the Macarena. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the holiday shenanigans begin! -
Why do people keep saying the terrorist attack in Germany was… Minecraft SMP?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where creepers are actually friendly and offer you gifts instead of blowing up your house. Build your dream castle while dodging flying pigs that rain down from the sky (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while you try to defeat it.
So why wait? Join our server and become part of a community where the unexpected is the norm and where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic adventures. Plus, did we mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps griefers at bay? It’s like having your own personal army of unicorns guarding your creations.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
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Pagan-Free Christians Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s holier than thou? Look no further than our server, where we take our commandments seriously! We don’t celebrate Halloween because it’s a pagan festival, and our Torah’s commandments tell us not to copy non-Jewish rituals. But don’t worry, we make up for it with epic in-game events like the Red Sea Parkour Challenge and the Burning Bush Survival Mode. Join us for a divine gaming experience like no other! -
After Christians Die Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle! -
Royal Christ Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss scripture, theology, and all things Christian? Look no further! Join our server where we share our wisdom and understanding to avoid falling for spam and meaningless discussions.We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).
So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles
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Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have scientifically proven that playing Minecraft increases your IQ by 100 points! That’s right, forget about studying or reading books, just join our server and watch your brain power skyrocket!But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion in the game that turns you into a genius for 24 hours. Imagine building the most epic structures and solving complex puzzles with ease, all thanks to our magical potion!
And if you’re worried about brain damage, don’t be! We have a team of brain surgeons on standby in case anything goes wrong. So come join us on our server and become the smartest player in Minecraft history – no inbreeding required!
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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! we promise you won’t get massacred by any creepers or zombies, just some friendly players looking to build cool stuff together. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start your epic adventure! -
RaptureCraftMC
so like, u know how in the MCU, that big purple guy Thanos did the snap and like half of everyone disappeared? well, a bunch of Christians on this server thought that was the Rapture goin’ down, like Jesus was comin’ back and takin’ everyone up to heaven. so if u wanna be part of that end of the world vibe, join us on this server! we got crazy builds that’ll make u feel like ur in the middle of a biblical apocalypse, plus u can team up with other players to fight off mobs and survive the chaos. come join us and see if u can make it to the end times in style!