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Single Man Minecraft Server

28, alone, damaged goods, Despair, Experience, Future, give up, hopeless, Kid, Loser, man, Marriage, Minecraft, Over.., Pathetic, Planning, relationships, Server, sexual experience, single, society, SUICIDE

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Votes:	7276	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

Anons, apples, dramafaggot, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, ITT, love, Minecraft, no loli, no shota, nutslop, obligatory, Pigs, PLAP, Posting, reverse mating press, rules, shoot lots, smp, Thread, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mines Excavated:	1941
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

#behelit, Anime, berserk, Black Swordsman, blocks, causality, dark fantasy, dirty struggler, eclipse, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, hard R, inopportune moment, kentaro miura, leaves, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, problem character, refuses to elaborate, Server, worsens everything

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Emeralds Found:	7937	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

bo-ACK, BoACK, can’t, can’t bo-ACK, HHH, hhh can’t bo-ACK, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

ZyoZyaLand Minecraft server

Adventure, ai, anti cheat, Comfortable additions, Community, creativity, Events, Fair Play, Friendly, Hardware, Minecraft, Plugins, Quests, supportive, Survival, Telegram bot, Updates, Vanilla, Vanilla balance

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	247
Meteorites Collected:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17

➤ Welcome to the ZyoZyaLand server – a unique space where classic Vanilla survival with comfortable additions awaits you!

✔ We have created ideal conditions for those who appreciate the original spirit of Minecraft, but will not refuse small improvements for maximum convenience of the game! ✨

✔ Here you can build your own world, fight enemies and participate in epic adventures! ⚔️

✔ A reliable anti-cheat is installed on the server, which guarantees fair play, and our responsive and kind administration is always in touch to help and support the players at any time!

✔ ZyoZyaLand offers stable work, powerful hardware and a friendly community where every player feels at home!

✔ Plugins are added to improve comfort, but do not disrupt the vanilla balance of the game, creating the ideal conditions for those who want to enjoy classic Minecraft! ⚖️

✔ We carry out regular updates, adding new quests and events to keep the game fresh and interesting!

✔ In addition, we have our own bot on Telegram, which is always ready to help. Through it you can get all the necessary information, send complaints or suggestions, and even contact AI for help at any time!

➤ Join ZyoZyaLand – new friends, endless ideas for creativity and exciting adventures await you here!

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Wedding Bells Minecraft Server

Bells, bouquet toss, bride, celebration, ceremony, dancing, family, Friends, groom, Happiness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, reception, Server, special day, toast, tuxedo, Vows, vows exchange, Wedding, wedding cake, wedding dress

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8732	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	158

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are a daily occurrence! Join us for the chance to marry your Minecraft crush in a beautiful virtual ceremony complete with pixelated flowers and cake made of blocks. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

If you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. Just watch out for the lava pits and zombie pigmen along the way!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wedding experience like no other, disco parties with monsters, and epic quests for legendary weapons. Who needs reality when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?

Lazy Euro SMP Player

athlete, Competition, criticism, Disappointment, EURO, euro 2020, Expectations, form, lackluster, Lazy, Performance, player, Potential, PRESSURE, regression, Skills, Slump, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, Tournament, underperformance

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server

Austronesian, Austronesian bulls, Central Plain, Chinese Empire, collapse, collapse of Chinese Empire, Craft, enemies, Flat, han, Hide, Highlanders, HILL, inhabitants, INVADE, Invasion, kill, Minecraft, Mountain, original Han, Protection, Replacement, Server, Tungus

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to worry about pesky enemies invading your land? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have Austronesian bulls and Tungus warriors ready to defend your Central Plain from any invaders!

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!

Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, assets, Commitment, equity, Financial Planning, future planning, Home ownership, Homestead, Improvement, investing, Investor, long term, long-term investment., Minecraft, ownership, Property, real estate, renovation, rural living, self-sufficiency, smp, wealth building

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Void Gems Collected:	31
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between two players arguing over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama race happening in the town square. And yes, you better believe there are bets being placed on the outcome.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

What are Minecraft servers like PokeRetreat ?

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7346	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Some similar Minecraft servers to PokeRetreat that you may enjoy are: 1. Pixelmon Reforged – A popular server featuring the Pixelmon mod which adds Pokemon to the Minecraft world. With custom builds, events, and player-run gyms, Pixelmon Reforged offers a similar immersive experience to PokeRetreat. 2. PokeFind – Another server focused on Pokemon in Minecraft, PokeFind offers a unique gameplay experience with custom plugins, events, and challenges. Players can catch and train Pokemon while exploring the virtual world. 3. Complex Gaming – Known for its variety of game modes and custom features, Complex Gaming offers a diverse and engaging Minecraft experience. With a mix of traditional gameplay and unique twists, this server is sure to keep you entertained. 4. PokeSaga – A server dedicated to Pokemon fans, PokeSaga features a mix of survival gameplay with Pokemon elements. Players can explore, battle, and trade Pokemon with others in a friendly community. 5. PokeBrawl – With a focus on competitive battling and player-versus-player combat, PokeBrawl offers a thrilling and challenging experience for Pokemon trainers. Join tournaments, form alliances, and prove your skills in intense battles.

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