Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!
HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP
RuskyBannedCraft
So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Ukraine’s parliament banning Russian-affiliated religious organizations? Yeah, that’s how crazy awesome this server is!Join us for some epic adventures and build the craziest structures you can imagine. We’ve got unicorns roaming around, dragons breathing fire, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of llamas wearing top hats. We host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.
So come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Russian-affiliated religious organizations when you’ve got a Minecraft server like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!
WeddingCraft2022
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, blocked emails, and wedding drama that will make your head spin!Picture this: a mother-daughter duo at odds over a wedding invitation, with IG reels and ootd posts thrown into the mix. It’s a showdown between a “homewrecking white lady” and an “independent black Christian woman” – who will come out on top? Join our server to witness the chaos unfold!
But wait, there’s more! Atheist fathers, progressive Christians, and custody battles, oh my! You’ll never know what to expect next on our server. Will the daughter come back home in November? Will the mother’s wedding be drama-free? The suspense is killing us!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama to dive into? Don’t miss out on the madness – join today!
GracefulPrayerTroll
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and that creeper sneaking up on you.Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy way – by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. And hey, if you need to blow off some steam, just unleash your inner pagan with a prayer to the Minecraft gods. We won’t judge!
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community as diverse and accepting as ours? We welcome players of all backgrounds, beliefs, and play styles. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow pagans to team up with and take on the Ender Dragon together.
So come on, leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. Join our server today and let the adventure begin!
JesusCraft: No Forcing Allowed!
Are you tired of dealing with friends who turn every conversation into a sermon? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of Jessica and her never-ending Bible quotes! Our server is a safe space where you can explore, build, and mine without fear of being judged for not wearing a cross necklace. Plus, we have a strict “No Religious Rants” policy, so you can game in peace without someone asking if you’re better than Jesus. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only preaching comes from the villagers in the game! Join now and let’s mine away from the chaos of real life.CartBlockers Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people just stand in doorways and leave shopping carts everywhere like a bunch of heathens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a direct line to Jesus himself who will smite anyone who dares commit such atrocities! Join us for a divine gaming experience where you can build, mine, and unleash holy retribution on those who dare to block your path or litter the virtual parking lot. Praise be to blocky Jesus!BibleCraft: God’s Fanfic!
haha come join our epic minecraft server where we make the bible into a wild fan fiction story! we got jesus riding on a giant chicken, moses parting the ocean with a diamond sword, and adam and eve building a house out of apples! it’s like a crazy religious fan fiction come to life! join now for a holy good time and see what kind of wacky adventures await you in this hilarious world of theology fan fiction!NobleCraft Saints
lol so like, imagine if u could hang out with the saints of the middle ages in minecraft. like, they won the nobel prize back then or whatever. so join our server and u can chill with them and maybe they’ll teach u how to build a castle out of diamonds or something. also, rumor has it that if u join, u might find the holy grail hidden somewhere in the world. so like, come join us and become a medieval legend or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.