#Christianbabyboynames Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChinaCashOutCraft

capital outflow, China, ChinaCashOutCraft, economic impact, economic indicators, economic policy, economic trends, emerging markets, financial news, foreign exchange, Foreign investors, Global markets, international finance, Investment, investment strategies, market analysis, market volatility, pulled money, record amount, stock market, trade relations

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Star Shards Collected:	187
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.

also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.

so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.

BlockyBroDefense

BlockyBroDefense, Covid-19, hormone, hormone therapy, immune response, inflammation, LUNGS, Medical research, mens health, new study, Organs, pandemic, Protective, public health, research, respiratory distress, respiratory system, severe COVID-19, TESTOSTERONE, treatment implications, viral infection

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	1
Votes:	4368	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by Covid-19 in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic server where testosterone is the key to survival! That’s right, pump up those muscles and get ready to fight off those pesky viruses like a boss!

Our totally legit study shows that testosterone is like a shield against Covid-19 in Minecraft. It’s like having a superpower that reduces inflammation in your lungs and other organs. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Covid-19 warrior in the Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from Covid-19, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on a magical unicorn and battle evil zombies with a diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the testosterone-fueled madness that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ValkyriePVP

Australian hosted, Beta Testing, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Factions, free beta kits., Monthly Events, No P2W features, Potpvp, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Immerse Yourself in Old school Factions, Australian Hosted, 1.8 PVP, Custom enchants with a focus on PotPVP. JOIN THE DISCORD FOR INFORMATION.

BETA TESTING UNTILL AUGUST 31st, Voting Rewards and no P2W Features (everything that you can buy on the store can be purchased ingame), Monthly Events (hosted for 1 week/month), FREE BETA KITS

Valkyriepvp.mc.gg:26008

Hyperfy SMP

balance, Bases, Cross-Play, discord community, Economy, Friends, hang out, Hyperfy, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, socializing, Survival, Towny, unwind, Vanilla, vanilla-like

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	55
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Hyperfy SMP is the ideal Minecraft SMP server to meet new friends, build bases, and unwind. This vanilla-like survival server has land claims and McMMO features. It also comes with a very friendly Discord community. Discover the perfect balance of survival and socializing by coming and hanging out on the Hyperfy SMP server!

hyperfy.pufferfish.gg

Chaos SMP: Where every block you touch will probably explode. Not to mention the sheep.

Asia, bedrock, begging, BLOCK, Chaos, Community, Discord, Disrespect, Experience, explode, Fun, gameplay, Hacks, Hosting, Join, mention, multiplayer, Players, Raid, rules, Server, Sheep, smp, Survival, Touch, Toxicity

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Alien Abductions:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Serenity SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Compatible Platforms	Bedrock (Good ping from Asia)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Serenity SMP?	Serenity SMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server specifically made for Bedrock players with good ping from Asia.
What are the rules before joining the server?	– No toxicity – No disrespecting others – No hacks – No begging
Is claim command available on the server?	No, claim commands are intentionally not available on Serenity SMP. Players need to be cautious about potential raids.
How can I join the server?	If you are interested in joining Serenity SMP, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/5DuJ2hruxw

DungeonMaster Minecraft Server

Adventure, all masks, beaten dungeons, Challenges, collected stray fairy, completionist, dungeonmaster, Dungeons, FAGGOT, final battle, final time loop, Gaming, hug from Cremia, Majora, majora’s mask, Masks, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, side quests, solving problems, strategy, video games

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Farms Harvested:	637
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Potions Brewed:	142	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Once you have beaten all four dungeons, collected every stray fairy, and have all the masks, you will enter the ultimate time loop challenge!

Do you skip all three days straight to Majora like a faggot or do you run around solving all the problems you possibly could before the final battle like a real man and get a hug from Cremia before your final battle? The choice is yours, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8819
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

HangryCraft

Argument, brown rice, busy schedule, car accident, Communication, Cooking, exhaustion, favorite dish, Frustration, HangryCraft, homemade meal, inconsiderate, katsu, Katsu sauce, long hours, Miscommunication., partner, Petty, residency, tired, work-life balance

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Take a break from the hospital shifts and car accidents, and let your creativity run wild in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we promise that no one will ever forget to cook your favorite dish here! Our virtual chefs are always ready to whip up a delicious meal for you, no matter what distractions may come their way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind – because who needs drama when you have endless possibilities at your fingertips?

UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

bad habit, detrimental habits, harmful habits, negative habits, poor habits, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, smp, unhealthy addiction, unhealthy behaviors, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits to break, unhealthy habits to change, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy patterns, unhealthy routine, unhealthy vices, UnhealthyHabitMC

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Forget about unhealthy habits like staying up too late or eating too much junk food – on our server, the only unhealthy habit you’ll have is laughing too hard at all the ridiculous pranks and antics that go on. From giant chicken armies to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself addicted to the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Let the madness begin!

MineCraftyTunes

mainstream music, MineCraftyTunes, Music (Industry), music artists, music critics, music culture, music debate, music fans, music industry analysis, music industry controversy, music industry critique, music industry debate, music industry discussion, music industry opinions, music industry trends, music opinions, music trends, overrated band, overrated singer, popular music

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	214
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6018
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4686
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a concert with the most overrated singer and band ever! Join us and experience the thrill of listening to off-key performances and cringeworthy lyrics that will make you question your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have the chance to battle it out in a sing-off competition against a group of tone-deaf zombies. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your ears assaulted in the best way possible!