Christian MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FruitCraft: Not Your Average VeggieTales

VEGETABLES, Family Values, Entertainment, children’s show, FRUITS

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the main characters of VeggieTales are actually fruits? like, what a twist, amirite? join our server for a wild ride through a world where Bob the Tomato is actually Bob the Strawberry and Larry the Cucumber is Larry the Watermelon. it’s a total mind-blowing experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about fruits and vegetables. plus, we have a secret underground fruit ninja training camp where you can hone your skills and become the ultimate fruit warrior. so come join us for a fruity adventure unlike any other!

Crafty Creeper Corner: Where even the paintings are out to get you!

SPIRITUAL, sentimental gift, family, relative, personal touch

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you praising the pixelated gods? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players so dedicated, they’ve even managed to sneak in advertisements at their relative’s church. Join us for a truly divine gaming experience where even the angels will envy your building skills. Just don’t forget to say your prayers before logging on!

The Lands of Valdora

RPG, Vanilla enhancements, MCMMO, smp, Quests

Join the Valdora Community!

Server IP: Valdora.mcserver.us

Server Features:

Community SMP

Additional Information:

Server Resets

Removed Herobrine

We are looking to expand our community and would love for you to join us! Come be a part of something special.

God Bless,BlueFlame

Valdora.mcserver.us

CraftyCreeperz: Where Creepers are the Real MVPs and Villagers are Always Suspicious

culture, Stereotypes, Beliefs, Religion, Jews

Are you tired of playing on servers where you can’t even say “heck” without getting banned? Well, look no further because our server is run by a conservative Christian family who will make sure your Minecraft experience is as wholesome as a Sunday church service. Join us for epic quests like “Finding the Holy Diamond” and “Building a Cathedral of Creepers.” Plus, our server is so family-friendly that even the zombies say grace before attacking you. So come on, join us and let’s praise the blocky gods together!

JesusCraft: Where even creepers believe in miracles!

Kino, UNFAIR, Trouble, gay sex, Devil

Are you tired of being judged for your impeccable taste in movies? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can watch Wong Kar Wai’s “Happy Together” with your conservative Christian family without any judgment! Our server is a safe haven for cinephiles who appreciate the art of cinema, no matter how scandalous it may be. So come on in and build your own movie theater to screen all the critically acclaimed, award-winning kino your heart desires. Just remember to bring your popcorn and a sense of humor, because things might get a little crazy!

Crafty Jews & Christian Groomers – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Christian, Ultimate, Christ’s message, Crafty, gentiles

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the secret Jewish plot to control the world! Join us as we dig deep into the conspiracy theories that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about history.

Explore our virtual world and discover hidden clues that reveal the true origins of Christianity and its connection to the Jewish agenda. Build your own secret underground bunker to protect yourself from the brainwashing tactics of the elite bankers who are pulling the strings behind the scenes.

Join forces with other players to uncover ancient artifacts that will unlock the secrets of the past and help you overthrow the oppressive regime of the Jewish overlords. Fight against hordes of mind-controlled zombies who are under the command of the sinister Jewish leaders, and reclaim your freedom in this epic battle for truth and justice.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience! Uncover the lies, expose the truth, and fight for your right to freedom in a world where nothing is as it seems.

Holy Creepers – Where Jesus takes the wheel and the zombies take a hike!

Ultrakill, TAKES, Christian, Art Dropbox, Angel Hare

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty Bun Sleep! Join us for some holy fun and games, like battling demons in Ultrakill or exploring the depths of Faith: The Unholy Trinity. We even have a special playlist curated by Angel Hare herself!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous lore, insane stories, and even an AI voice that will blow your mind. Plus, don’t miss our movie watch parties where we vote on the most blasphemous films to watch together.

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a quest to uncover the secrets of the /holy/ OC Lore or battling evil in the depths of Blasphemous. See you there, Bun Sleepers!

HolyCraft – Where Jesus walks on water and creepers fear to tread! Praise the blocks!

Gabby Voice, Lore, watch party, Magma, binding of isaac

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we worship the holy pixel gods and slay demons with our diamond swords! Join us for epic battles against the forces of darkness and watch as angels descend from the sky to aid us in our quest for glory. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode! So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on an adventure like no other. Praise the blocky heavens and let’s build a world where faith and fun collide!

HolyCraft: Where Creepers Convert and Players Praise – Weekly Christian Verification!

CREEPERS, allahniggerism, sandnigger, convert, Board

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the most elite players who denounce the Talmud and believe that Jesus was definitely not a Jew. If you’re ready to join a community of hardcore Christian gamers who are ready to take on the world, then this is the server for you!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil sandnigger faggot pedo, Allah, and his followers. We’ll show those moHOMOmad faggots who’s boss as we build our own virtual kingdom and defend it against any and all threats.

So if you’re ready to prove your loyalty to the one true faith and have a blast doing it, then come on down to our server and let the games begin! Just remember, only the most devout and dedicated players will survive in this world of epic battles and endless fun. See you there, warriors of the one true faith!

Holy Creepers – Where Jesus Saves and Creepers Explode!

Zag Hug Green, Magma, CREEPERS, DOOM, Art Dropbox

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Christian themes to a whole new level! Join us for some holy fun and outrageous adventures that will make you question your faith in the best way possible.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have an exclusive playlist curated by Angel Hare himself. Dance your way through the pearly gates with tunes that will make even the angels jealous.

But that’s not all! Dive into games like Ultrakill, where you’ll unleash righteous fury upon your enemies. Need more? How about the DooM Franchise bundle, where you can vanquish demons and save humanity one pixel at a time.

Feeling daring? Try out Faith: The Unholy Trinity, where you’ll face off against the forces of darkness in an epic battle for your soul. And if that’s not enough, the Binding of Isaac Bundle will test your faith in ways you never thought possible.

But wait, there’s more! Explore the dark and twisted world of Blasphemous, where every step you take could lead you closer to salvation or damnation. And don’t forget to check out our OC Lore and fan stories that will have you on the edge of your minecart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey of biblical proportions. Who knows, you might just find yourself face to face with an angel or two. Just remember, on this server, even the creepers say their prayers before exploding.